“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it”
Is chicken salad made “of” a chicken or made “for” a chicken? A joke is:
“I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.”
The joke was posted on Twitter on January 7, 2011.
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Twitter
Laura Williams
@drummerlaura
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:13 PM - 7 Jan 2011
Twitter
Shelf Side Spurs
@adypearson
I made a chicken salad today.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:17 PM - 7 Jan 2011
Twitter
Dave Roberts
@hi_robb
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
6:38 PM - 7 Jan 2011
23 January 2011, Sunday Tribune (Durban, South Africa), “Twit of the Week,” pg. 16:
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
@itsWillyFerrell
I made a chicken salad today… The little bastard didn’t even eat it.
11:30 PM - 15 Nov 2013
Facebook
Cop Humour Australia
May 1, 2014 ·
I made a chicken salad today.
Cheeky bastard didn’t even eat it.
FASAB (Fight Against Stupidity And Bureaucracy)
I Made A Chicken Salad Today. It Didn’t Even Eat It.
June 4, 2015
Reddit—Jokes
I made a chicken salad this morning.
submitted May 18, 2017 by ilikechefboyardee
Stupid thing didn’t even eat it.