“The most trusted name in fake news” (The Daily Show, CNN)
"The most trusted name in fake news" is a slogan that has been printed in many images, It's a parody on the CNN news network slogan, "The most trusted name in news." Comedy…
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“The most trusted name in news” (CNN slogan)
CNN, a 24-hour cable news network, began to use the slogan "The Most Trusted Name in News" in 2000 and 2002. A 2002 Pew Research Center Study was cited as the basis for the slogan in…
“The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet”
Cooking shows can be unrealistic. This was posted on X/Twitter by Simon Holland on January 1, 2017: "The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to…
“The most unrealistic thing about Monopoly is the free parking”
The board game Monopoly is sometimes said to be unrealistic. "The most unrealistic thing about Monopoly" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on March 2, 2014, referring to the card "BANK…
“The most used piece of equipment at the gym is the mirror”
"The most used piece of equipment at the gym is the mirror" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The most under used and miss used equipment in the gym, is the…
“The most violent element in society is ignorance”
"The most violent element in society is ignorance" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It was said by anarchist political activist and writer Emma Goldman (1869-1940)…
“The mountain is out” (Mount Hood is visible)
"The mountain is out (today)" means that the sky is clear and Mount Hood is visible from the city of Portland. "Oh, look: the mountain is out today" was cited in Bennett…
“The movie Blazing Saddles could never be made today…” (anti-joke)
The movie Blazing Saddles (1974) is a comedy classic. Many people say that the movie couldn't be made today because some of the humor is not "politically correct" and could…
“The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums”
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums" is a saying from American novelist Peter De Vries (1910-1993). "I do not know whether the retaliation is intentional…
“The music teacher got irritated because her students kept passing notes”
A music teacher riddle was posted on Twitter by LITTLE MISS PATATAS on June 18, 2010: Q: Why was the music teacher angry? A: Because the kids were always passing notes. The joke has also been…
“The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release”
"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 14, 2004. The joke originated on the website…
“The name New York City Subway implies the existence of the New York City Domway and the New York City Versway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten”
"The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to American attorney and politician…
“The national arms are covered with glory” (Ignacio Zaragoza, after the battle of Cinco de Mayo)
Ignacio Zaragoza was born in what is now Goliad, Texas. On May 5, 1962 ("Cinco de Mayo"), he led the Mexican Army sucessfully against the French forces at the Battle of Puebla. General…
“The national dish of America is menus”
English radio and television journalist Robert Robinson (1927-2011) wasn't too impressed with American food. On the BBC-TV show Robinson's Travels (August 1977), he said: "The…
“The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox”
When it gets hot, a mailbox can seem like an oven. "The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake (a) lasagna in your mailbox" is a joke that has been…
“The Nazis had a phrase which covered all abuses by the state: ‘Für Ihre Sicherheit’”
"The Nazis had a phrase that covered all abuses by the State: 'Für euer sischerheit' ---> 'It's for your safety'" was posted on Facebook by Go Pray USA on…
“The new American dream is to be left the hell alone”
The American dream is "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, the Declaration of Independence states. To many people, the American dream is simply to be left alone, free of government…
“The new Covid variant is communism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had several variants to the disease. Several people said that the final Covid variant is communism. "yes and it's variant is Communism" was posted…
“The New World Order is the real virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…