“The New World Order is the virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
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“The New York City Marathon is really just a bunch of people running away from Staten Island”
The New York City Marathon was first run in 1970. Since 1976, the five borough course has started in Staten Island. “@MarcFaletti: NY Marathon starts in Staten Island. Is the image of a bunch of…
“The New York City police chief said, ‘We will never forget 9/11’” (joke)
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. English stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr told this joke:…
“The New York Idea”
The New York Idea is the title of a 1906 play by Langdon Mitchell (1862-1935). The comedy about marriage included the line: "Marry for whim! That's the New York idea of marriage."…
“The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department”
The New York (NY) Times has been called the "paper of record." When politicians wanted information to be seen, they "leaked" the information to the Times. WikiLeaks (launched in…
“The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department”
The New York (NY) Times has been called the "paper of record." When politicians wanted information to be seen, they "leaked" the information to the Times. WikiLeaks (launched in…
“The news is trauma based mind control. You’re not being informed, you’re being manipulated”
"The news is trauma based mind control. I'm going to keep saying this until people understand. You're not being informed, you're being manipulated" is a saying that has…
“The Newspaper That Can’t Be Bought” (Village Voice)
The Village Voice weekly newspaper first published on October 26, 1955. In April 1996, the Village Voice became free. The Village Voice announced the free newspaper policy with a new slogan:…
“The next Covid variant is communism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had several variants to the disease. Several people said that the final Covid variant is communism. "yes and it's variant is Communism" was posted…
“The next forecast with the words ‘ice’ and ‘salt’ better be a damn margarita recipe”
"The next forecast with the words 'ice' and 'salt' better be a (damn) margarita recipe" is a jocular saying about a winter weather forecast that has been printed on…
“The next pandemic—driven by a virulent conspiravirus. We’ll need to go into a Facebook lockdown”
"Conspiravirus" (conspiracy + coronavirus) is a portmanteau term that was moderately popular at the beginning of the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Tory-ITV-Murdoch conspiravirus…
“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade is gonna get a punch”
A pun on the two meanings of "punch" was posted on Twitter by "John" on January 31. 2015: "The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load…
“The next song is all about subtractions. Take it away, boys”
"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..." was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on January 10, 2011. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. "This next song is…
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it”
"The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it" is a one-line joke that has been printed on several gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. ""The hot…
“The NSA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke involving the National Security Agency (NSA) is: "The NSA walks into a bar.…
“The NSA walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke involving the National Security Agency (NSA) is: "The NSA walks into a bar.…
“The NWO is the real virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
“The NWO is the virus”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to protests against governments and the New World Order. "New World Order Is The Virus Spreading All The Social Diseases" was posted on Twitter by…
“The NYPD toilets were stolen. Police have nothing to go on”
A police joke is sometimes localized to New York City: ""The NYPD toilets were stolen. Police have nothing to go on." "Crooks stole all the toilets at a Philadelphia police…
“The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly”
"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Robert Anton Wilson (1932-2007) and Robert Shea (1933-1994)…