“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Poems are hard. Coffee" is a coffee poem that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "Roses are red. Coffee is black/brown. Poems are hard.…
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“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft. The state’s robbing you”
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Taxation is theft..." is a "Roses are red" poem variation that has been printed on many images. "Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Taxation…
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two”
A anti-romantic vodka version of the "Roses are red..." poem is: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two." The saying went viral on Twitter on…
“Roses are red. Wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine”
A popular wine poem has been written on many images: "Roses are red.Wine is also red.Poems are hard.Wine." The short poem went viral on Twitter on July 10, 2012. Various other verses had…
“Roses are red. Wine is delicious. We use paper plates ‘cause I hate doing dishes”
"Roses are red. Tacos are delicious. I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are versions with "we' instead of…
“Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes”
"Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes" is a work poem that has been printed on many images. "Rores are red, Stress makes you scream, I used…
“Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!”
"Streaking" that originally aired on September 6, 1998. Wikipedia: Tire rotation Tire rotation is the practice of moving the wheels and tires of an automobile from one position to…
“Roundabouts are a communist plot”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Roundabouts are the communism of road structures”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Roundabouts are the communism of traffic control systems”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
“Rousong (pork floss) is basically meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Rowing is oarsome”
"Rowing is oarsome" (oar + awesome) is a saying that has been printed on several gift items. "Oarsome twosome" was cited in 1971 newspapers and "oarsome foursome" was…
“Rowing is the only sport that originated as capital punishment”
“Rowing is the only sport that originated as a form of capital punishment" refers to the history of galley slaves. The popular rowing aphorism has been cited in print since at least 2002.…
“Rowing is the only sport you can win sitting on your butt going backwards”
"Rowing is the only sport you can win sitting on your butt going backwards" is a jocular saying about rowing; one can also "win by going backwards" in backstroke swimming and…
“Rows for the hoes” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Rubbing is racing” (auto racing adage)
"Rubbing is racing" is an auto racing saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. NASCAR Winston Cup director Dick Beaty (1924-1998) said in the Atlanta (GA)…
“Ruffles are just corduroy chips”
The ridges in Ruffles potato chips are sometimes called "crinkle-cut" or "wavy." They look like corduroy ridges, and some have called them (mostly in jest) as "corduroy…
“Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday”
"Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never skip Monday workouts. It gets your week started off the right way. I'm glad…
“Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: If the boss is wrong, see Rule #1”
"Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: If the boss is wrong, see Rule #1" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This was printed in the Advance-Register (Tulare,…
“Rule for life: Never trust anyone who won’t do a tequila shot with you”
"Never Trust Anyone Who Won’t Do A Tequila Shot With You" was posted on Facebook by Dusty Bordeaux on August 2, 2019. "Rule For Life: Never trust anyone who won’t do a tequila…