“Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto”
"Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker finds this person "hot"…
Exercise/Running/Health Clubs
“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Garlic, parmesan, or honey bbq? / God: Get out.”
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Lemon pepper or barbecue? / God: Get out.”
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
“Me liking ur posts is the equivalent of an angel kissing ya forehead if u didn’t know”
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
“Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw”
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
“Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we’re doing today”
The year 2020 was eventful, with the coronavirus outbreak, George Floyd protests, California wildfires and more. "Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing…
“Me pausing my music to see if the siren is in the song or it’s outside”
When a person is driving a vehicle and is listening to music, is the siren that is heard in the music or from another vehicle? "Me pausing the music to see the siren is in the Song or…
“Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me having to wash a whisk: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck”
People often love to use a whisk, but hate to clean it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benj on March 11, 2022, and it received over 190,000 likes: "Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!…
“Me with my giant penne after the genie misunderstood my wish”
"Me with my giant penne after the genie misunderstood my wish" is a popular meme. The speaker wished for a giant penis, but was misunderstood by the genie. "Me with my GIANT penne…
“Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don’t get your emails any more? Boss: What?”
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
“Me: How much for the goth cucumber? Clerk: That’s a cactus”
Cacti and pickles have both been called "goth cucumbers." "Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber" was posted on Twitter by B0regasmic on May 17, 2015. "A cactus is just a…
“Me: I could never eat an entire 8 oz block of cheese. Mexican restaurants: Okay, mamacita, but what if we melt it…”
People who can't eat a large block of cheese can also somehow eat unlimited chips and queso. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amitryptyling on November 16, 2025, and it received over 56,000…
“Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?”
"Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker is too poor to travel. "Me: I want to travel. Bank account:…
“Me: I’m sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?”
"Me: I'm sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?" has been printed on many images. This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:…
“Me: I’m surprised at how winded I am by this workout. Personal Trainer: This was the tour of the gym.”
"Wow, Im so out of shape that Im winded just taking the tour of the gym!" was posted on X/Twitter by Chia (KAI-ya) on November 16, 2009. "I’m so out of shape, I got winded taking…
“Me: I’m impressed you got us court side seats. My lawyer: I hope they find you guilty”
Getting "court side seats" at a basketball court is usually very good. Getting "court side seats" at a court of law, at one's own trial, is not so good. This joke was…
“Me: Is it going to be hot or cold today? Texas: Yes”
Texas weather can be hot in the day and then get very cold at night, especially in the spring or the fall. Texas weather can also be hot or cold from one day to the next. "Is it going to be…
“Me: Is it gonna be hot or cold today? Texas: Yeah”
Texas weather can be hot in the day and then get very cold at night, especially in the spring or the fall. Texas weather can also be hot or cold from one day to the next. "Is it going to be…
“Me: It’s not about how many times you fall… Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work.”
"It's not about how many times you fall (get knocked down), it's about how many times you get back up" is an old saying. A joke on the saying was posted on Twitter by Henpecked…
“Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That’s chocolate cake”
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…