“Liberty is the greater good”
Government sometimes seeks to suspend personal freedoms and liberty "for the greater good." The saying "Freedom is the greater good" has been printed on many images.…
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“Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk”
Do libraries have the right idea on something, such as keeping people quiet? "Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people…
“Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk”
Do libraries have the right idea on something, such as keeping people quiet? "Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people…
“License plates imply the existence of a license fork and license knife”
Do license plates imply the existence of license forks, license spoons and license knives? "I just ordered my new license plates for my car. When will I get the license forks, spoons, and the…
“Licensing: When government takes away your right to do something and sells it back to you”
"Licensing: When (the) government takes away your right to do something and (then) sells it back to you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Licensing: when government…
“Lick it, Suck it, Swallow! Gotta love Tequila shots!”
"I lick, swallow and suck... The salt, the tequila, the lime!" is a drinking/sex joke that has been printed on many images. Some images have it as, "I LICK the salt. I SWALLOW the…
“Lick the plate clean” (eat all of a dish)
To "lick the plate" means to eat every bit of a dish, either because of hunger or because of the deliciousness of the dish. The expression dates back to at least 1639 and the rhyme of…
“Licorice is just candy jerky”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Licorice is the beef jerky of candy”
Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…
“Lie like a rug” (to always lie)
A rug lies on the floor. Someone who "lies like a rug" is someone who always lies (or prevaricates). The saying is frequently applied to politicians who don't tell the truth.…
“Life ain’t all burritos and strippers, my friend”
"Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend" (or "It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Similar…
“Life always looks better on a Saturday”
"Life always looks better on a Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. ("Life always looks better on a Saturday" (shown on an illustration) was…
“Life and beer are very similar—chill for best results”
"Life and beer are very similar -- chill for best results" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The Talking Rain Beverage Company (Preston, WA) trademarked "As…
“Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life and beer are very similar. For best results—chill”
"Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results" (or "Life and beer are very similar. For best results -- chill") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Life and time are the two great teachers”
A popular saying has been printed on posters: "Life and Time are the two great teachers.Life teaches you the use of Time;And Time teaches you the value of Life." The saying was cited on…
“Life begins after coffee”
"Life begins after coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted to the newsgroup comp.sys.mac.games on April 26, 1995. Google Groups:…
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone”
"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. American author Neale Donald Walsch wrote in 1999: "Now when I say…
“Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp”
"Life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that's a pretty shitty thing we don't have to live with" was posted on Twitter by тαу (and others) on February 11, 2015.…
“Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother”
"Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother" is a popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 6, 2013.…