“Life doesn’t imitate art. It imitates bad television”
"Art imitates life" is an old saying that dates back to at least ancient Greece. "Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life" is from Oscar Wilde's 1889 essay,…
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“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon”
American syndicated newspaper columnist Doug Larson (1926-2017) wrote in the Green Bay (WI) Press-Gazette on July 16, 1989: "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Life gave me onions. Onionade tastes terrible”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“Life hack: Give yourself 8 - 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day”
People sometimes need a few extra minutes in the morning to prepare for the day. A joke about this was posted on Twitter by Roshan Patel on November 28, 2022, and received about half a million…
“Life Hack: If you feel sick, queso counts as soup”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“Life Hack: If you have a frownie, eat a brownie”
Eating brownies makes many people happy, and takes away the frowns (or "frownies"). "a brownie a day keeps the frownies away" -- similar to the proverb "an apple a day…
“Life Hack: Keep a 40 year old fridge in your garage so you will still have a working fridge when the one you bought…”
"Life Hack: Keep a 40 year old fridge in your garage so you will still have a working fridge when the one you bought this year stops working next year" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Life Hack: Put booze in a cough syrup bottle, and you can do shots at work”
"LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK. AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU" is a jocular work saying that has been…
“Life Hack: When cutting bagels, put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady”
A bagel has a hole in it. The hole is not to put one's finger inside to "stabilize" the bagel -- a finger could be cut off -- but there are jokes. "I wonder how many people have…
“Life Hack: You don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“Life happens. Alcohol helps”
"Life happens. Alcohol helps" is an alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Alcohol helps" was posted on Twitter by katelynnmaeee on June 5, 2016.…
“Life happens. Beer helps”
"Life happens. Beer helps" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, beer helps...." was posted on Twitter by FA on September 5, 2013. Similar…
“Life happens. Chocolate helps”
"Life happens. Chocolate helps" is a chocolate saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens....chocolate helps" was posted on Twitter by Alexandra Higl-Timms on…
“Life happens. Coffee helps”
"Life happens. Coffee helps" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life Happens, Coffee Helps Tee" was posted on Twitter on December 22, 2012. Similar…
“Life happens. Gin helps”
"Life happens. Gin helps" is a gin saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Gin helps" was posted on Twitter by Menta Cafe Bar on August 28, 2015. Similar…
“Life happens. Tea helps”
""Life happens. Tea helps" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, Tea helps. Missing my cup" was posted on Twitter by Karan on November 1,…
“Life happens. Tequila helps”
"Life happens. Tequila helps" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Tequila helps" was posted on Twitter by bre on March 31, 2016. Similar…
“Life happens. Vodka helps”
"Life happens. Vodka helps" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, #vodka helps" was posted on Twitter by Bar 43 on December 9, 2013. Similar…
“Life happens. Whiskey helps”
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…