“Mayonnaise is just food glue”
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
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“Mayonnaise is sandwich lube”
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…
“Mayor’s Eye” & “Get the worms out of the Big Apple” (Dept. of Investigation)
The Department of Investigation began in the 1870s, after many city scandals. The early version of the DOI wasn't very active. Raymond B. "Fearless" Fosdick was appointed…
“McDonald’s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“McDonald’s Sprite can probably fry fish”
Sprite is a popular brand of lemon-line flavored soft drink. Many people who order Sprite at a McDonald's restaurant find it extra strong, seemingly powerful enough to fry fish. (Sprite can…
“McDonald’s Sprite taste like when yo foot fall asleep”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Sprite (drink) Sprite is a clear, lemon-lime flavored soft drink created by the Coca-Cola Company. Sprite comes in additional flavors, including cranberry,…
“McDonald’s apple pies are just sweet Hot Pockets”
McDonald's apple pies have been compared to Hot Pockets. "Why does McDonald's call them apple pies? They aren't pies at all. More like Apple Hot Pockets" was posted on…
“McDonald’s is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter. They are calling it Mc Dill Dough”
"I see McDonald’s is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter... They are going to call it the Mc Dill Dough" -- a pun on "dildo" -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“McRib: A fast food pork sandwich. M’Crib: Where an Irish baby sleeps”
McRib is a minced pork sandwich with barbecue sauce sold at McDonald's fast food restaurants. It is not Irish food, but there are jokes. "Irish food peaked with the McRib" was posted…
“Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me and my buddies at the gun club often go to the cheese shop, just to shoot the bries”
Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese named after Brie, a region in France. "Bries" sounds like "breeze," and there are several "shooting(ing) the bries" jokes.…
“Me and my friends are in a band called ‘Duvet.’ We’re a cover band”
A "cover band" performs "covers" -- the songs of other songwriters. "Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band" is a joke that was posted…
“Me and my giant chicken after the genie misunderstood my wish”
"Me and my giant chicken after the genie misunderstood my wish" is a popular meme. The speaker wished for a giant cock, but was misunderstood by the genie. "Me and giant chicken…
“Me and my limbo team go way back”
A pun about limbo dancing is: "Me and m limbo team go way back." The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2011. Wikipedia: Limbo (dance)Limbo is a traditional popular dance contest that…
“Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government came and worked 1/4 of my shifts”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me at a wine tasting: ‘yeah it tastes like wine’”
The purpose of "wine tasting" is not to identify or verify if something tastes like wine, but that's a standard joke. "Tasting wine...at a wine tasting...tastes like wine"…
“Me at home: Why isn’t there more kindness in the world?/Me while driving: I hate everyone”
Road rage affects many people. "I hate every single person when I'm driving!" was posted on Twitter by Michael Sheffield on November 10, 2010. "I am a sweet person, but I hate…
“Me attempting to flirt: So do you also like eating food?”
Entry in progress -- BP “It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me” and “Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you’d be a hot cheeto” are other sayings about food and…
“Me blacking out when I’m drunk is God’s way of telling me that what I do when I drink…”
"What I do when I'm drunk is none of my business" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What I do drunk is none of my business" has also been printed…
“Me bringing a jar of Vaseline to the cash register when mom sends me to buy a cucumber…”
A joke about buying cucumbers suggests that it's better to identify one's sexual practice than to possibly imply that one is a vegan. "When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket…