“Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop”
"Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted by Adam Hunter on Twitter on September 10, 2011. "LSD is…
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“Alcohol is the WD-40 for my brain”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Alcohol is the WD40 of social interactions”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Alcohol is yeast urine”
Yeast is the waste of the fermentation process. "And just look at how many folk love to drink yeast urine" was posted on alt.sex on June 21, 1994. "Yeast urine? after all,…
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy”
"Love your enemies" is from the New Testament, Matthew 5:44. "People say that whisky is a man's worst enemy, but the Bible says that we should love our enemies so what is a…
“Alcohol may be the road to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route”
"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!" is a saying that was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on May 7, 1991. The saying about drugs became…
“Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can’t get the straw in the hole…”
"Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole anymore, you've had enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Putting…
“Alcohol tastes a lil better when your life a lil fucked up”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes better when your life is fucked up”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life sucks”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol tastes so much better when your life’s falling apart”
"Alcohol tastes so much better when your life fucking sucks" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Brycer on November 12, 2018,…
“Alcohol you later”
"Alcohol you later" sounds like "I'll call you later" and has been printed on many images. " Alcohol you later" was the punchline of a joke that was posted on the…
“Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency”
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives used to be called the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, but is still commonly known as the ATF. Not everyone thinks that alcohol,…
“Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in Whiskypedia”
"Whiskeypedia" (whiskey + Wikipedia) was cited on Twitter on March 4, 2009. "Vodkabulary" (vodka + vocabulary) was cited on Twitter on April 15, 2010. "Alcohol?? Its not in…
“Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Alcohol…Because sometimes the truth needs a laxative”
"Alcohol...Because sometimes the truth needs a laxative" is a jocular line that was first cited on Twitter on May 30, 2013. The saying has also appeared on a snarkEcard.…
“Alcoholic seltzer is millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Alcoholic? No, my dear, I prefer the term ‘drinking enthusiast’”
"Alcoholic? No, my dear, I prefer the term 'drinking enthusiast'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. 'New favorite phrase of the day from iPhone app…
“Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff”
"Alcoholics don't run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images "Alcoholics don't run in my family. They…