Above, the header from the February 18, 1924 New York (NY) Morning Telegraph newspaper column of John J. Fitz Gerald. Click to see a portion of the column which includes his use of "Big…
Butter usually has its own place on a refrigerator door, and some have called this butter's "penthouse." This has been shown on several images. "I call this part of the fridge…
Grammar and social media don't seem to go together well. "Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them" was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd's Backyard™ on…
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
"I bet my mom looks at my posts and thinks, 'I did all that I could'" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images.. "I know my mom looking at my posts…
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
"If we get rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place" is a jocular saying, with a pun on "the world would be a better place." Authorship is unknown. "Now…
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
As people get older, they can often not eat the same foods that they've been accustomed to eating. "Welcome to middle age. All the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill…
A mole could be cancer -- or it could just be a garden animal. "I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the…
"Gender fluid" is not a drink, but there are jokes. "Do trans people drink gender fluid?" was posted on Facebook by Myllo onn June 25, 2020. "What do gays drink when…
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
"It doesn't matter how many resources you have. If you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The images show a…
"'Merikkka" or "'MeriKKKa" (America + Ku Klux Klan/KKK is simply a form of the popular 1970s' term "Amerikkka." "'Merikkka" has been…
The Houston Astros baseball team is often called the "'Stros" (or "'stros") for short. A popular cheer is simply "Go 'Stros!" When the Boston Red Sox…
American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) spoke about the income tax in his newspaper column on April 8, 1923: "The Income Tax has made more Liars out of the American People than Golf has.…
There are "AM" and "PM," so why not "Amen" and "Pmen"? "praying in the morning: ...forever and ever, amen. praying in the evening: ...forever and ever,…
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
People often return home from vacation destinations with souvenir T-shirts. "My parents went to Florida and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" is a typical jocular saying. "Mom and…