“Airline pilots are the truckers of the sky”
Airline pilots have been compared to truck drivers. "Pilots are like the Truckers of the Sky. Sky Truckers!" was posted on Twitter by Jas Romain on June 30, 2010. "Pilots are the…
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“Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you”
"Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you" has been credited to baseball pitcher Satchel Paige (1906-1982). The saying means that air travelers are seldom injured;…
“Airport: come like 3 hours early / Ok what gate do I go to / Airport: not telling until last minute”
The following joke about airports was posted on X/Twitter by Jo Lee on February 20, 2024, and received over 113,000 likes: Airport: come like 3 hours early Ok what gate do I go to Airport: not…
“Airports are like post offices for humans”
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
“Airports are like post offices for people”
Post offices deliver letters and packages. Airports deliver people. "@ChrisCotsiou 'Airports are like post offices for people'" was posted on Twitter by Thayne Flanagan on June…
“AK—means the gun was manufactured in Alaska” (joke)
AR-15 and AK-47 are rifles, but they are not named after the postal codes for Arkansas (AR) and Alaska (AK). A joke (shown on a meme) was poste on Facebook by George Baylor on October 22, 2019:…
“Alamo has no back door” (Maury Maverick, Jr.)
John F. Kennedy was speaking at the Alamo in 1960. There were crowds at the plaza in front of the Alamo, so he asked if the Alamo had a back door. "There is no back door to the Alamo,"…
“Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack”
"Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Alarm clocks. Because every morning should begin…
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad”
"Alcohol -- Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. "ALCOHOL -- Because no good story…
“Alcohol (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Alcohol and calculus don’t mix—never drink and derive”
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix -- never drink and derive" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts. The "never drink and derive" pun…
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk”
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk" is a jocular one-line saying, often included on websites in a group titled "Dilbert One Liners."…
“Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems”
"Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 90%”
"Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the 'send' button by 89%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people send more inappropriate texts,…
“Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains”
"ALCOHOL A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets" is a definition in the book The Foolish Dictionary... (1904), written by "Gideon Wurdz" (Charles Wayland…
“Alcohol is bad for my legs.”/ “Do they swell?”/ “No, they spread.”
"Alcohol is bad for my legs."/ "Do they swell?"/ "No, they spread" is a jocular conversation between a man and a woman that has been printed on many images. This was…
“Alcohol is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Alcohol is like a push-up bra for your personality”
"Alcohol is like a push-up bra for your personality" -- that is, alcohol makes you more interesting to others -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is ‘What is C2H5OH?’”
Ethanol (drinking alcohol) can be represented as C2H5OH. A joke is: "Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is 'What is C2H5OH?'" The jocular one-line saying was…
“Alcohol is not the answer; it just makes you forget the question”
"Alcohol is not the answer; it jsut makes you forget the question" is a saying that has been printed on several gift items, such as T-shirts, buttons and posters. The saying has been…