“A zombie walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A zombie version is:
   
“A zombie walks into a bar and orders a lemonade. The bartender says, ‘Sure, I’ve never seen a stiff drink!’”
 
A lemonade is not a “stiff drink,” but the zombie is a “stiff” who wants a drink. The joke was posted on Twitter by Frenchie #D3AFH on October 31, 2010.
 
   
Twitter   
Frenchie #D3AFH
@Fr8nch18
I zombie walks into a bar asks the bartender for a lemonade the bsrtender replies certainly i have never seen a stiff drink
12:21 PM · Oct 31, 2010·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Karl of KIWIreviews
@KIWIreviews
@annelisevickery This zombie walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “Sure, I’ve never seen a stiff drink!” #NewletterFodder
9:36 PM · Feb 9, 2011·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
SimplyBatty
@_SimplyBatty_
zombie walks into a bar, orders a lemonade. bartender says “sure thing ive never seen a stiff drink”
12:40 PM · Mar 9, 2012·Twitter SMS
   
Twitter
Darth Azius
@darthazius
[Zombie walks into a bar]
Yeah, I’ll have a stiff drink
4:19 AM · May 23, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/toolaroola12 February 23, 2019
So a zombie walks into a bar
And orders a drink, the bartender says sure I’ve never seen a stiff drink before
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SnooKiwis3627 October 8, 2020
A zombie walks into a bar and asks for a hard lemonade
The bartender replies “Certainly, I’ve never seen a Stiff Drink”
 
Twitter
AJ Morgan
@AJMorganArt
@JPWARHORSE
HEY WARHORSE.
A ZOMBIE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER. HE SAYS “I’VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS BAR BEFORE” AND THE BARTENDER SAYS “THAT’S OK, I’VE NEVER SEEN A STIFF DRINK”
10:45 PM · Jul 25, 2021·Twitter for Android