“A wise man once said, ‘Fuck this shit’”
“A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and she lived happily ever after” is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images.
The first version probably involved a man at work. “a wise man once said… fuck this shit” was posted on Twitter by Sarath Anand on October 31, 2007. “A wise man once said ‘fuck this shit, I’m going home’” was posted on Twitter by Davebot5k on June 10, 2009. “A wise person once said, ‘Fuck this shit’” was posted on Twitter by Liv. on April 29, 2010. “A wise man once said ‘fuck this shit.’ #adf” was posted on Twitter by aDistortedFeeling on July 22, 2010.
The line has become most popular as a woman’s empowerment fairy tale with a happy ending. “A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ then I lived happily ever after. The End” was posted on Twitter by Cunt Lips n Tits on September 29, 2014. “A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ & she lived happily ever after” was posted on Twitter by jess on February 4, 2015. “@unapologetiicb: A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” & she lived happily ever after” was posted on Twitter by N. later on February 4, 2015. “A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and she lived happily ever after” was posted on Twitter by Ashley O’Connor on February 26, 2015.
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Sarath Anand
@1_Mouse
a wise man once said… fuck this shit
12:06 PM · Oct 31, 2007·Twitter Web Client
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Davebot5k
@davebot5k
A wise man once said “fuck this shit, I’m going home” #davebot5kTiredOfWork
1:00 PM · Jun 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Liv.
@midniteboom
A wise person once said, “Fuck this shit.”
11:55 AM · Apr 29, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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aDistortedFeeling
@Adfeeling
A wise man once said “fuck this shit.” #adf
6:11 PM · Jul 22, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
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beanflower ✩
@crazyjane13
As a wise man once said, fuck. this. shit.
3:03 PM · Feb 26, 2011·TweetDeck
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J Train
@janeyism
As a wise man once said “Fuck this shit”
2:48 AM · Jul 27, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
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Ticklante
@FTKL
As a wise (and tired) man once said: “Fuck this shit. I’m goin’ to bed.”
12:37 AM · Oct 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Jacob Bowman
@JacobPBowman
As a wise man once said: “Fuck this shit.” - anonymous
9:54 PM · Dec 30, 2013 from Albany, OR·Twitter for iPhone
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Cunt Lips n Tits
@tiemespankme
A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” then I lived happily ever after. The End
8:15 AM · Sep 29, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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MaryMoTa$tic
@MaryMoTastic
Replying to @tiemespankme
@tiemespankme: A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” then I lived happily ever after. The End
11:20 AM · Oct 16, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Zandvoort
@bab_u_
A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” then I lived happily ever after. The End
4:04 AM · Nov 22, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Blade Brown
@YOsirROCKobama
A wise man once said “fuck this shit” then I lived happily ever after. The End
10:49 PM · Dec 27, 2014·Twitter for iPad
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jess
@shmegularwife
A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” & she lived happily ever after
7:16 PM · Feb 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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N.
@NydiaCelest
Replying to @shmegularwife
“@unapologetiicb: A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” & she lived happily ever after”
7:17 PM · Feb 4, 2015 from Crystal City, TX·Twitter for iPhone
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B. ❥
@__Bitchology
A wise women once said “Fuck this shit”. And she lived happily ever after
8:38 PM · Feb 9, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Mandyy
@AmandaB923
A wise woman once said “Fuck this shit”. And she lived happily ever after
8:52 PM · Feb 9, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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milla sandholm
@MillaSandholm
A wise woman once said “fuck this shit”
She lived happy ever after
6:36 AM · Feb 16, 2015 from Arhus, Denmark·Twitter for iPhone
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Ashley O’Connor
@AshOconnor401
A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after
6:34 PM · Feb 26, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Be.You.Tiful
@toxicpoetess
A wise woman once said “Fuck This Shit”
And she lived happily ever after.
12:18 PM · Feb 27, 2015·Twitter for Android
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@11111234567890a
A wise man once said “fuck this shit and fuck you” and lived happily ever after
The end
10:11 PM · Dec 28, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Gucci Jr.
@unroastabIe
A wise man once said, “fuck this shit” and he lived happily ever after.
10:36 PM · May 4, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
YourTango
20 Sassy Quotes That Remind You To Live Unapologetically
Abby Jamison
12/16/2017
6. Your own version of a fairytale.
“A wise woman once said, ‘fuck this shit’ and she lived happily ever after.”
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Quotes ‘nd Notes
December 13, 2017 at 1:42 PM ·
A wise woman once said “Fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after.
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Title A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit’ and She Lived Happily Ever After: Blank Line Journal Girl Empowerment, for That Strong Lady Going Through Tough Times Like Divorce
Author Thithiagirl
Edition illustrated
Publisher Independently Published, 2018
ISBN 1730989934, 9781730989933
Length 132 pages
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DeemonDastardly
@mydmac
A wise person once said; fuck this shit.
5:36 AM · Sep 11, 2018·Twitter for iPad
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Anne Marit Netland
August 5, 2019 at 1:25 AM ·
A wise woman once said “fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after.
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@preeshxsharma
a wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and lived happily ever after
2:30 PM · Mar 21, 2021·Twitter for iPhone