“Throw pillows? Surely all pillows can be thrown”

A “throw pillow” is a pillow used mostly just for decoration, added to a couch or a bed. They are not designed specifically to be thrown, but there are jokes. Many people do not like “throw pillows” and believe they should be thrown away, or at least thrown on the floor.
 
“Throw pillows should be thrown away” was posted on X/Twitter by cp on May 15, 2011. “throw pillows are meant to be thrown on the floor” was posted on X/Twitter by Kay Hard on June 4, 2012. “Throw pillows should be thrown in the garbage. #completelypointless” was posted on X/Twitter by Tyler Lilly on May 31, 2013. “Throw pillows should be thrown out” was posted on X/Twitter by Mr Liquid on January 2, 2021. “Throw pillows should be thrown in the trash” was posted on X/Twitter by dan on July 25, 2025.
 
“Are they called ‘throw pillows’ because their sole purpose is to be thrown off the bed before you go to sleep?” was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Stelzer on July 9, 2014. “They are called ‘throw pillows’ because their only purpose is to be THROWN on the ground…so you can actually use the furniture underneath” was posted on X/Twitter by Scott J. Smith on November 29, 2014. “Throw pillows are named because they exist to be thrown off the bed” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 5, 2017.
 
“Are ‘throw pillows’ made to be thrown?🤔” was posted on X/Twitter by El Diego on August 4, 2017. “Throw pillows? Surely all pillows can be thrown” was posted on X/Twitter by Arty? on Deember 29, 2018. “Throw pillows don’t have the proper aerodynamics to be thrown. The science on this is clear” was posted on X/Twitter by Boyd’s Backyard™ on May 21, 2020, and this received over 850 likes.
   
 
Wikipedia: Throw pillow
A throw pillow, or toss pillow, is a small, decorative soft furnishing item made from a wide range of textiles including cotton, linen, silk, leather, microfibre, suede, chenille, and velvet. Throw pillows are commonly used in interior design and come in various shapes, sizes, and decorative elements such as tassels and piped edges. The most common throw pillow designs are square and range from 16 to 24 inches. In the UK, a throw pillow is more commonly referred to as a scatter cushion.
         
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cp
@cpierce_
Throw pillows should be thrown away
12:54 AM · May 15, 2011
 
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Kay Hard
@KevTimHard
throw pillows are meant to be thrown on the floor
2:53 PM · Jun 4, 2012
 
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Tyler Lilly
@Tyger_J
Throw pillows should be thrown in the garbage. #completelypointless
12:27 AM · May 31, 2013
 
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Jonathan Stelzer
@JonathanStelzer
Are they called “throw pillows” because their sole purpose is to be thrown off the bed before you go to sleep?
11:47 AM · Jul 9, 2014
 
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Scott J. Smith
@ScottJSmithcom
They are called “throw pillows” because their only purpose is to be THROWN on the ground…so you can actually use the furniture underneath.
5:01 PM · Nov 29, 2014
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
BoredItIntern—January 5, 2017
Throw pillows are named because they exist to be thrown off the bed.
       
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El Diego
@itsdiegothoo
Are “throw pillows” made to be thrown?🤔
11:33 AM · Aug 4, 2017 from Fontana, CA
 
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EvolvingWild
@EvolvingWild
They call them throw pillows cause they’re meant to be thrown away.
6:45 PM · Oct 2, 2018
 
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Jacob Webb
@jwewe12
They’re called throw pillows because they all need to be thrown in the garbage.
9:16 PM · Dec 12, 2018
 
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Arty?
@ArtyVibes
Throw pillows? Surely all pillows can be thrown.
2:07 AM · Dec 29, 2018
 
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MinnesotaTom
@_TheTom_
Throw pillows should be thrown in the trash.
10:48 AM · Apr 18, 2019
 
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Disposable Dan
@danbowkley
Throw pillows are meant to be thrown. Away. Or at people, either way works.
5:05 PM · May 17, 2020
 
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Boyd’s Backyard™
@TheBoydP
Throw pillows don’t have the proper aerodynamics to be thrown. The science on this is clear.
1:56 PM · May 21, 2020
 
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DreamHome Nigeria
July 2, 2020 at 4:14 AM ·
WHY ARE THROW PILLOWS NAMED THROW PILLOWS 😂?
Throw pillows received their namesake because they are casually thrown or tossed onto furniture to enhance their appeal. A throw pillow is a decorative element that is both functional and an ornate decor piece.  These cushions are mostly for ornamental purposes, are smaller than a standard bedroom pillow, and are available in an assortment of shapes and materials.
You can comfortably mix and match cushions to get the perfect look for your space.
     
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🇺🇦 Mr Liquid is on Bluesky. Come join me
@de_anarky
Throw pillows should be thrown out
7:56 PM · Jan 2, 2021
 
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Dr. History by the ,5 Liter Ehrenbiertrinker
@historybythpint
Throw pillows are there to be thrown.  At cats.  At children.  At whoever really needs a pillow thrown at them from across the room.
And they come in handy in other circumstances ...
2:33 PM · Apr 27, 2023
 
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Supa Fly Hella Dope
@cerealtndencies
They’re called throw pillows because they’re meant to be thrown away
9:04 AM · Jun 10, 2023
 
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breanajohnsonwrites
July 26, 2023 at `12:05 AM ·
“They are called throw pillows because you should throw them away.” -Ben 😜 Tag your throw-pillow-hating friend (or husband 🙃)
 
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Tony Baloney™
@borrowedflesh
Throw pillows don’t have the proper aerodynamics to be thrown. The science on this is clear.
2:27 PM · Feb 4, 2024
 
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Michelle
‪@michelleroy78.bsky.social‬
Me: “Throw pillows were made to be thrown anywhere you want!”
Security: “Ma’am, this is the fine china department. Please leave.”
4:11 PM · Dec 6, 2024
 
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dan
@Dan16676935420
Throw pillows should be thrown in the trash
1:58 PM · Jul 25, 2025