“Guns don’t kill people. Drivers with cellphones do”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Drivers on/with cellphones do" is a variation on the saying that…
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“Guns don’t kill people. Husbands who come home early kill people”
"Guns don't kill people -- people kill people" has been a popular pro-gun slogan since 1959. A variation involving marital infidelity has been cited in print since 1984, when it was…
“Guns don’t kill people. Planned Parenthood does”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Planned Parenthood kills people" is a variation of the saying…
“Guns don’t kill people. Planned Parenthood kills people”
“Guns don’t kill people—people kill people” is a popular saying from at least 1959. "Guns don't kill people. Planned Parenthood kills people" is a variation of the saying…
“Guns don’t kill people. The government does”
"Guns don't kill people -- people kill people" has been a popular pro-gun slogan since 1959. "Guns don't kill people. The government does" is a pro-gun saying that has…
“Guns don’t make us unsafe. A government that bans them does”
"Guns don't make us unsafe. A government that bans them does" (shown on a sign) was posted on Twitter by Carol on October 21, 2019. The pro-gun saying probably originated with this…
“Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians”
"Guns (only) have two enemies: rust and politicians" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. The pro-gun (pro-Second…
“Guns Up” (Texas Tech)
"Guns Up" is the Texas Tech response to Hook 'em, Horns," the University of Texas hand gesture. Glenn Dippel (Texas Tech class of 1961) is credited with inventing and…
“Guns won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need ammo”
"Guns won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need ammo" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on several images. "Guns won't fill the emptiness of your…
“Gushers are just gummy ravioli”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Gushers are just sweet ravioli”
Ravioli have been compared to Fruit Gushers because the ravioli envelope can squirt open when eaten. "'How you gonna not like Gushers. They're like candy ravioli.' -…
“Guy about to invent soy sauce: ‘Sure wish I could drink salt’”
Soy sauce has been described by some people as like drinking salt. "Felt like I was drinking salt/soy sauce... *brrrrr...* =P" was posted on Twitter by YJ Tan on May 18, 2009.…
“Guys who cook will do that thing you like… They’ll make you food”
Many women like a man who knows how to cook. "Men who cook will do that thing you like..." was posted on Twitter by L.I.N.Ä on May 23, 2020. "Ladies, a man who likes to cook and…
“Guys who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Gvt. creates the crises so it can ‘rescue’ you with the loss of freedom”
"Government creates the crises so it can 'rescue' you with the loss of freedom" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "GOVT CREATES THE CRISES SO IT CAN…
“Gym hair, don’t care”
"Gym hair, don't care" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one's "gym hair" might be all over the place, but the…
“Gym update: Not there”
Some people post personal gym workout updates on social media. "Gym update: Not there" was cited on Twitter on January 2, 2014. The status update joke has been printed on T-shirts.…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“Gymnastics: Flying without wings” (gymnastics saying)
"Gymnastics: Flying without wings" has been a gymnastics saying since at least 2009. The authorship of the saying is not known. A similar gymnastics saying is "If you don't…