“Gym update: Not there”

Some people post personal gym workout updates on social media. “Gym update: Not there” was cited on Twitter on January 2, 2014. The status update joke has been printed on T-shirts.
 
 
Twitter
Bobbi
‏@gave1968
“@clenickie: Gym update: Not there.” Hahaha
10:57 PM - 2 Jan 2014
 
Twitter
Julia Murphree
‏@Juliamurphree
Gym update: I’m not there.
7:30 PM - 9 Apr 2014
 
Twitter
Amy Hwang
‏@aamyhwang
Gym update: still not there. Still watching food network. I think this is a new low for me. OH WELLLLLL
1:29 PM - 16 Dec 2014
 
Twitter
Men’s Humor
‏@MensHumor
Gym Update:
Not there.
2:00 PM - 27 Feb 2015
 
Facebook
MC Keyes
May 7, 2015
Gym Update: Not there.
 
Facebook
Joe O’Leary
May 14, 2015
Gym Update: Not there.
 
Funny Status
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October 2, 2015
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12. Gym Update: Not there.