When a man gets married, he often discovers that he is wrong about everything. A joke was posted on Twitter by Josh on June 10, 2015: "Before I got married I didn't even know there was a…
"Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I have…
U.S. President Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) addressed the annual Gridiron Club dinner (usually a humorous occasion) in Washington, DC, both in 1986 and in 1988, saying: "Before I refuse to take…
The slogan of the Police Athletic League (PAL) is "Before kids can go places, they need a place to go." The popular slogan (that dates to at least 2000) has not been trademarked.…
Pro Tools is a digital audio workstation that was initially released in 1989. What did music producers do before this? They relied on professional studio musicians, sometimes called "hired…
"Before serving your country, first learn who your government is serving" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the government might be serving corporate masters and…
"It's so crazy/scary/strange/weird to think that before Facebook/Twitter/Social Media, all this nonsense/shit just stayed in our heads" is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Before something great happens, everything falls apart" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. “@trvpshay: before something great happens, everything falls…
When people go out to watch a movie, they often buy popcorn and start eating it before the movie starts. "Before the movie starts, it’s just 50 people sitting in the dark eating corn"…
Auto-Tune is a device that helps poor singers. "Before there was Auto-Tune, there was talent" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Before there was autotune there…
Does the violence in video games make the world a more violent place? "Before videogames, there were two world wars. Since videogames came along, no more world wars. What does that that tell…
When you buy something online, there are consequences. "Before you buy anything online ask yourself 'Am I ready to receive spam mails everyday from this website for the rest of my…
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
"Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, make sure you can spare it" is a jocular saying that has been cited in print since at least 2009. Other forms of the saying are much…
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his/her shoes" is a saying that means one should consider another's situation before applying criticism. According to the website…
"Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Before you lose your shit remember there’s no wine in…
American comedienne and actress Whitney Cummings posted on Twitter on February 5, 2012: "Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they…
"Before you marry someone, go sit in traffic with them for at least 2 hours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, experience that person when extremely frustrated…
"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you’re not swimming in a puddle" -- a take on the term "big fish in a small pond" -- is a saying that has been…
"Behead those who insult Islam" is quotation from a sign that has appeared at many rallies. The first appearance of the sign was at a February 2006 rally in London, organized in protest…