“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet”

American comedienne and actress Whitney Cummings posted on Twitter on February 5, 2012:
   
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are.”
   
The jocular one-line saying has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of American actor and comedian Will Ferrell, who did not create the line. A popular “Will Ferrell” Twitter account—not associated with the real person—posted the line on November 4, 2013.
 
   
Wikipedia: Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings (born September 4, 1982) is an American comedienne and actress. She is known as the creator and star of the NBC sitcom Whitney, as well as the co-creator of the CBS sitcom 2 Broke Girls.
 
Twitter
Whitney Cummings
@WhitneyCummings
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are
11:19 PM - 5 Feb 2012
 
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Corey H.
@LeMiless
Haha RT @WhitneyCummings: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are
11:21 PM - 5 Feb 2012
 
19 April 2013, Irish Independent (Dublin, Ireland), “Tweets of the week,” pg. 27:
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
Photographer Peter Klesken exposes a home truth.
 
Twitter
Will Ferrell
@Will___Ferrell
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
8:10 PM - 4 Nov 2013
   
Mashable
January 5, 2014
12 Comedian Quotes to Help You Laugh Through Relationship Hiccups
By Annie Colbert
1. Will Ferrell
“BEFORE YOU MARRY A PERSON YOU SHOULD FIRST MAKE THEM USE A COMPUTER WITH A SLOW INTERNET TO SEE WHO THEY REALLY ARE.”
 
11 August 2014, Tallahassee (FL) Democrat, “Monday Zing!,” pg. 4:
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
 
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
5:15 PM - 9 Feb 2017