“Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole…”

“Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is an asshole, but at least I have coffee” has been printed on an ecard by Someecards.
   
“Before I have coffee everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee everyone is an asshole. But I still have coffee 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊” was posted on Twitter by Tati on September 13, 2015. “Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by More Crazy Stuff on October 19, 2015. Authorship of the saying is unknown.
   
     
Twitter
Tati
@ati_tahtee
Before I have coffee everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee everyone is an asshole. But I still have coffee 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
11:08 AM · Sep 13, 2015
     
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
October 19, 2015 at 10:06 AM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Before I have
coffee, everyone
is an asshole.
After I have
coffee, everyone
is still an asshole,
but I have coffee.
 
Twitter
Africa admirer
@TravellerKenya
Before I have my coffee everyone is an asshole
After my coffee everyone is still an asshole
But I have my coffee
12:00 AM · Feb 5, 2016
   
Twitter
shannon white-metz
@HRH_Sarchasm
Before I have #coffee, everyone is an asshole.
After I have #coffee everyone is still an asshole, but Ive had #coffee
11:25 AM · Feb 20, 2016
   
Twitter
Kat Kirkman
@oh_snapitskat
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole.
After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee….
1:28 PM · Feb 22, 2016
   
Twitter
𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗔𝗹 𝗕𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶
@Faris_Albishi
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an… https://swarmapp.com/c/kMAnzyHGcNw
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
5:18 AM · Feb 28, 2016
   
Twitter
Monish Chandan
@rulerofmind
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole.  After i have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but i have coffee.. ✌🍵
11:34 PM · Feb 2, 2017
   
Twitter
Romain C.G Esteban 
@dinorom
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole.
After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee. ☕️🤗
2:35 AM · Feb 14, 2018
     
Twitter   
The Festimal 🇺🇦
@BellaFestiva
Before coffee, everyone’s an asshole.
After coffee, everyone’s still an asshole but I have coffee..
7:53 PM · May 13, 2018
 
Google Books
Pitchfork in the Road (The Devilish Divas Series, Book 5)
By M.J. Schiller
ePublishing Works! (http://www.epublishingworks.com)
2018
Pg. ?:
“Let me explain it this way—without coffee, everyone is an asshole. With coffee…well, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.”
 
Twitter
♡
@emctid93x
Before I have coffee everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.
6:50 AM · Jun 30, 2020
 
Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.
6:45 AM · Mar 22, 2022
 
Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.
8:49 AM · Mar 6, 2023