"Before I got married, I didn't even know there…

When a man gets married, he often discovers that he is wrong about everything. A joke was posted on Twitter by Josh on June 10, 2015:

“Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.”

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Josh
@iwearaonesie
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
1:41 PM · Jun 10, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Cool Idiot
@coolidiot2000
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
2:52 PM · Jun 11, 2015·Twitter for BlackBerry

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Murazvu Nicholas
@murazvunichoe
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. Asi chii vanhukadzi?
2:54 PM · Jun 11, 2015·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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The Sun
@TheSun
‘Until I got married I didn’t know there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge http://thesun.uk/6013BS3nv
6:02 PM · Jun 1, 2016·Sprinklr

Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/Zerostringer November 3, 2017
Married men will know!!!!
So here’s my question for the fellow married man out there….. What everyday task or trivial thing have you always done that you thought was correct and the right way until your better half decided to point out “NO THAT’S WRONG” I.E….. Before I was married I never knew there was a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge!!!!!. If it’s in and cold what difference does it matter where the label is facing?????

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JesterFX September 26, 2019
Life was so simple before I got married.
I had absolutely no idea there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Reddit—Raisedbynarcissists
Posted by u/Count_Brendu July 12, 2020
Did you know there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge?
Neither did I! It’s simple. Regular milk always goes behind the chocolate milk and the water filter EXACTLY to the right. You best not get it wrong or expect the verbal beating of a lifetime.
Has anyone else experienced something similar to this?

Twitter
Mike G.
@mikeg_WC
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
1:37 PM · Jul 26, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber August 18, 2021
Life was so simple before I got married. I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Twitter
#Marcher󠁧󠁢
@MarcherLord1
22yrs of marriage and I’ve just found out that there’s a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.
2:07 AM · Nov 24, 2021·Twitter Web App

“Before I got married, I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge”