“Dear homework, you’re not attractive and I’m not doing you”
"Dear homework, you're not attractive and I'm not doing you" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
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“Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Can’t. Sincerely, Every iPhone user”
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my bad/rude words into nice words, you piece of shut!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You piece of shut" was…
“Dear IRS tax refund, What’s the address? I’ll come get it myself”
"Dear IRS tax refund, What's the address? I'll come get it myself" is a jocular tax saying that has been printed on many images. Many people need their tax refund money right…
“Dear King Philip Came Over For Good Soup” (taxonomy mnemonic)
"King Philip Came Over For Good Soup" is a taxonomy mnemonic to remember Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species. There were various rulers named King Philip, but no specific…
“Dear King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti” (taxonomy mnemonic)
"King Philip Came Over For Good Spaghetti" is a taxonomy mnemonic to remember Kingdom-Phylum-Class-Order-Family-Genus-Species. There were various rulers named King Philip, but no specific…
“Dear liver, it’s Friday. Sorry, little buddy”
Many people apologize to their liver before drinking. "Dear Liver, I'm sorry but it is Friday at 5p" was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2009. "Dear Liver: I'm Sorry. :(…
“Dear Lord, please let me ONLY crave lettuce this week. Amen”
"Dear Lord, please let me ONLY crave lettuce this week. Amen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear God please let me only crave lettuce this week I have a weight…
“Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles. Ramen”
"Ramen" (noodles) sounds like "amen." "Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen" was posted on Twitter by Fidel Cashflow on September 20,…
“Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems. Sincerely, Students”
"Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many T-shirts. "Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems" was cited on…
“Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego”
"Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Stepping on a Lego can be painful. For many people, Monday is a painful return to the start of the work…
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
A popular mock break-up letter to Monday has been printed on many images: "Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s…
“Dear morning people, honest question… What the hell is wrong with you?”
"Dear morning people, honest question... What the hell is wrong with you?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people cannot function well in the morning. Authorship…
“Dear Mother Nature: Having received my free sample of winter I would like to cancel…”
Many people have had enough of winter, even at the start. This was posted on Facebook on November 12, 2019: "Dear Mother Nature, Having received my free sample of winter I would like to cancel…
“Dear New Year’s Resolution, Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd”
"Dear New Year’s Resolution(s), Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke originated on the website…
“Dear New Year’s Resolutions, Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd”
"Dear New Year’s Resolution(s), Well, it was fun while it lasted. Sincerely, January 2nd" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke originated on the website…
“Dear non essentials that recently started going back to work….hit the gas, we drive fast now”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw some non-essential workers quarantined at home. Transportation systems became less crowded. "Dear non essentials that recently started going back to…
“Dear Plexiglass; Thank you for protecting me from the masked cashier that just touched everything”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw many retail establishments put up plexiglass between workers and customers. "Dear Plexiglas- Thanks for protecting me from the cashier that just touched…
“Dear Pringles, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness”
Pringles potato chips are sold in tubes that prevent the chips from being crushed. Adults can't fit their hands all the way inside the tubes, and there's a joke letter to Pringles:…
“Dear public bathroom hand dryers, You forgot to add ‘dry hands on pants’ to your instructions. Sincerely, disappointed yet again”
Bathroom hand dryers almost never work well, and users ultimately have to wipe their hands on their pants. "Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping…
“Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than five songs in the world, right?”
"Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than five songs in the world, right?" is a jocular line about radio (from a frustrated listener) that has been printed on many images.…