“I wake up with a good attitude every morning. Then idiots happen”
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
"Mist" for the word "missed" is a common weather pun. "I haven't the foggiest idea or have I mist the point, sorry my thoughts are a bit cloudy at the moment!"…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A pun on the terms "double martini" and "body double" is: "I…
A joke about the homeless is: "I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, 'One day, this could be you.' So I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's…
Hotel guests often forget their rooms. A joke was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on March 12, 2012: "I walked up to reception in the hotel and said, 'Sorry but I forgot what room…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipediabot (the Sickipedia website) on April 21, 2013:…
"I wanna be nice, but then people happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. FacebookMore Crazy StuffMarch 30, 2023 at 5:58 PM · (The following text is shown on an image.…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
There are induction stoves, but no deduction stoves. "induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves" was posted on Twitter by "no earthquake (real wife geist)" on…
"I want abs, but I want ice cream more" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs, but I need…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…