A Royal Navy toast from the 1800s is: "May our wives always be our sweethearts and our sweethearts always become our wives." A jocular version of the toast has been cited in print since…
"Here's to you and here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and here's to me!" (or "Here's to you…
"Here's to you and here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and here's to me!" (or "Here's to you…
A popular anonymous "Irish toast" is: “Here’s to a long life and a merry one.A quick death and an easy one.A pretty girl and an honest one.A cold beer—and another one!” The toast…
"Here's to good/strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been popular in the month of…
Social Security cards are made of paper, but a holder is supposed to have it for a lifetime. "Here’s your social security card. It’s paper & has to last you forever. Don’t laminate…
"Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with" is a popular saying on Memorial Day and Veterans Day. It was printed in the novel Everneath (2012) by Brodi…
"Heroes work here" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It (a sign -- ed.) reads: 'Heroes Work Here' in reference to the six squad members who worked last…
"Hershey's Kisses are just big chocolate chips" is a food observation that has been printed on several images. "Just realized hershey kisses are just overgrown chocolate…
"Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying has been cited on Twitter since October 11,…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to "socially distance" themselves from others. A pickup line joke was posted on Twitter by Rich (Sad Bod) on March 19, 2020:…
The deaths of African Americans such as Eric Garner (in Staten Island on July 17, 2014) and George Floyd (in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020) at the hands of police resulted in protests. Garner was…
Parked cars usually don't get into accidents, but there is a joke. "Damn girl are you a parked car because I was really drunk when I hit that" was posted on Twitter by "Mall…
"Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you" is a jocular pickup line that has been printed on many images. "Are you a parking ticket? B/c…
"Hey girl... Are you a piñata? Because I'd hit that" is a jocular pickup line that was posted on Twitter by country billy on May 5, 2011. "Damn girl, are you a piñata? ... Cuz…
There have been many school shootings in the United States. A NSFW joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 4, 2016: "Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many jocular pickup lines (and anti-pickup lines). "Hey girl, are you Coronavirus? Cause you take my breath away" was posted on Twitter by…
A joke pick-up line from German philosopher and economist Karl Marx (1818-1883) was posted on Twitter on November 11. 2009: Pick up line of the day...Karl Marx: "When do you get off work?…