“For legal reasons, everything I post on Twitter is a joke”
"For legal reasons, everything I post on Facebook/Twitter is a joke" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "For legal reasons, everything I say is a…
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“For legal reasons, everything I tweet is a joke”
"For legal reasons, everything I post on Facebook/Twitter is a joke" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "For legal reasons, everything I say is a…
“For lunch today, I just put some ham and pineapple in a bap. Because that’s Hawaii roll”
"That's Hawaii roll" sounds a bit like "That's how I roll." A food joke was posted on Twitter on December 11, 2010: "Spicy tuna and cucumber makizushi that's…
“For many people, ‘live and learn’ is one task too many”
"Live and learn" is an old saying. "For many people, 'live and learn' is one task too many" is a variation on this saying that was posted on Twitter by "God"…
“For me, chess is a lot like Tinder. I know a few openings, but struggle at mating”
Chess has been compared to TIner (a dating app). This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 4, 2020: "For Me, Chess is a Lot Like Tinder. I know a few openings, but continually struggle to…
“For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles”
"For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles" -- that is, it's like being totally lost -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My math…
“For men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen…” (joke)
"A woman's place is in the kitchen" is an old saying that is no longer politically correct, so there have been variations made. "For men who think a woman's place is in the…
“For my next trick, I will disappear. ‘Fuck you, pear! You taste like shit!’”
"Disappear" should not be confused with "dis a pear," but there are jokes. One such joke has been printed on several images. "And for my next trick, I will disappear: You…
“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please”
A "drum roll" isn't a sandwich (such as a "drum" in a "roll"), but there's a joke: "For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum…
“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please”
A "drum roll" isn't a sandwich (such as a "drum" in a "roll"), but there's a joke: "For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum…
“For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar”
Some people get kicked out of bars. "For once I'd like to get kicked INTO a bar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "For Once i would like to get kicked…
“For once, I’d just like to spiral into control”
"For once, I'd just like to spiral into control" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. People or things usually spiral out of control. "I would like to…
“For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid” (joke)
A joke about acid was posted on Twitter on October 13, 2012: "For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor…
“For Pete’s sake” (“For the love of Pete”)
"For the love of Mike" is a similar saying. Wiktionary: for Pete's sakeEtymologyEuphemistic variant of for Christ's sake, for God's sake; "Pete" perhaps invoking…
“For problems there is money. For solutions there is only innovation and ideas”
"For problems there is money. For solutions there is only innovation and ideas" is another way of saying that money is not the solution to all problems. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV”
"As Seen on TV" is a popular advertising catchphrase. A joke about this is: "For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV." "Dust - as seen on TV." was posted on…
“For Sale: Broken Quiz Machine. No questions asked”
Quiz machines (commercial coin-operated video quiz games) have been installed in pubs in the United Kingdom since the 1980s. "RT @thekeithchegwin: Broken Quiz Machine for sale - No questions…
“For Sale: My White Privilege Card…” (joke)
"For Sale: My White Privileged Card" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke implies that being white doesn't come with the privileges that many people believe that…
“For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ in the office” (joke)
"I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11,…
“For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped” (Thanksgiving poem)
A Thanksgiving poem beginning "For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped..." has been cited in print since at least 1884, when it was credited to Harper's Weekly. 21…