“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please”

A “drum roll” isn’t a sandwich (such as a “drum” in a “roll”), but there’s a joke:
   
“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please.”
     
The joke was posted on Twitter on November 30, 2011, and originated on the Sickipedia website.
 
     
Twitter   
Roy Cavanagh
@thaizer
Joke de jour RT @daniel_mayhew For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please.
5:04 AM - 30 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
Giles Meehan
@GilesMeehan
RT @daniel_mayhew: For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please. @manek43509
5:08 AM - 30 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please. http://bit.ly/vCIbg3
6:52 AM - 30 Nov 2011
   
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please. http://bit.ly/uAKpO4  via @sickipedia
8:03 AM - 30 Nov 2011
 
8 January 2014, Bendigo (Victoria) Advertiser, “Good morning Bendigo!,” pg. ?:
For my next trick I intend to eat a percussion instrument sandwich.
Drum Roll Please!
   
10 January 2014, The Observer (Gladstone, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 10:
FOR MY next trick I intend to eat a percussion instrument sandwich.
Drum roll please!
 
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please…..
11:13 AM - 24 Apr 2018