“Coffee break’s over! Everyone back on your heads!” (joke)
"Coffee break's over! Back on your heads!" is the punchline of a popular joke. A man is sent to hell and the devil gives him three alternatives. The first two are terrifying. In the…
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“Coffee completes me”
"Coffee completes me" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Yum. Stone Creek coffee completes me" was posted on Twitter on April 21, 2008.…
“Coffee does so much for us and asks for nothing in return”
"Coffee does so much for us and asks for nothing in return" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many coffee mugs. The mugs have been atDenny's (an American table service…
“Coffee does so much for us, and all it asks for in return is for me to drink it constantly”
"Coffee does so much for us and asks for nothing in return" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many coffee mugs. The mugs have been atDenny's (an American table service…
“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be like coffee”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions in the morning. Try being more like coffee”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions. Coffee understands”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Coffee doesn’t ask stupid questions. Coffee understands”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
“Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems, but it stops me from creating some new ones”
"Coffee doesn't solve all my problems, but I'm fairly confident it stops me from creating some new ones" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has…
“Coffee drinkers make better lovers”
"Coffee drinkers make better lovers" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on a bumper sticker in an article in The Argonaut (Marina del Rey, CA)…
“Coffee filters can be used as toilet paper, but it does change the taste of the coffee”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying -- and shortages -- of toilet paper. "Bought huge supply of coffee filters because they can be used as emergency toilet paper or…
“Coffee first, your bullshit second”
"Coffee first, your bullshit second" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second...gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank…
“Coffee gets me started. God keeps me going”
"Coffee gets me started. God keeps me going" is a one-line saying that has been printed on coffee mugs. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2009. TwitterGabby Ybarra…
“Coffee gives me the extra boost I need to begin a full day of talking about how tired I am”
People often talk about how tired they are, but how do they have the energy? "Coffee gives me that extra boost I need to begin a full day of talking about how tired I am" was posted on…
“Coffee Grindr—a dating app for people who are coffee gender”
Grindr is an online dating application for gay, bi, trans, and queer people. "Coffee grindr" is a frequent joke. "Coffee Grindr: a phone app used to invite strangers back to yours…
“Coffee Grindr—dating app for gay baristas”
Grindr is an online dating application for gay, bi, trans, and queer people. "Coffee grindr" is a frequent joke. "Coffee Grindr: a phone app used to invite strangers back to yours…
“Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake so early”
"Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you…
“Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake”
"Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you…
“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity”
Does coffee help work productivity? "Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…