“Coffee is just dirty water with caffeine in it”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
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“Coffee is just dirty water with drugs in it”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Coffee is just goth tea”
"Coffee is just goth tea" -- coffee is usually black, like most of goth -- is a saying. "Coffee is just Goth tea" was posted on Twitter by The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 on July 12,…
“Coffee is just goth water”
Goths wear black and coffee is often black. Coffee is sometimes described as a goth drink. "@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date" was posted on…
“Coffee is just hot chocolate for adults”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Coffee is just hot dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Coffee is like a warm fireplace for the soul”
"Coffee is like a warm fireplace for the soul" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Quick....if coffee is a 'warm…
“Coffee is my brain fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my daily fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“Coffee is my favorite co-worker”
"Coffee is my favorite co-worker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 1, 2013. “My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine” is…
“Coffee is my favorite co-worker”
"Coffee is my favorite co-worker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 1, 2013. “My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine” is…
“Coffee is my fossil fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my jet fuel”
"Coffee is my fuel" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "iced coffee is my fuel" was posted on X/Twitter by Alaina on June 26, 2007. "Iced coffee is my…
“Coffee is my morning wine”
"Coffee is my morning wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is like my morning wine" was posted on Twitter on March 28, 2010. "Coffee is my…
“Coffee is my reward for being a grown up”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
“Coffee is my reward for being an adult”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…
“Coffee is my reward for getting out of bed”
Coffee can be a reward. "Coffee is my reward for waking up alive today" was posted on Twitter by ɞȏѧċ jѧċҡṡȏṅ on November 26, 2010. "coffee is my reward for waking…