There are parking meters for cars. Will there be parking meteors for spaceships? "With space travel becoming so popular, a bar-fly at the Grinzing comes out with a sensible suggestion for a…
"Elementary" sounds like "a lemon tree." "Err...where do lemons go to get educated? A lemon tree school" was posted on Twitter on July 25, 2012. The riddle was posted…
"Elementary" sounds like "a lemon tree." "Err...where do lemons go to get educated? A lemon tree school" was posted on Twitter on July 25, 2012. The riddle was posted…
A cafeteria riddle is: Q: Where do baby cows eat lunch?A: At a calf-ateria. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1991. Wikipedia: CafeteriaA cafeteria, sometimes called a canteen…
A baby ghost riddle is: Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?A: Dayscare centers. The popular Halloween riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.folklore.ghost-stories on October 31, 1997.…
Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) should not be confused with "bay root," but there are jokes. "Q: Where is Beirut? / A: At the opposite end of a bay leaf. #WorstJokeEver" was…
The stock market is sometimes punned as the "stalk" market. The "stalk market" puns have included bean, celery and corn jokes. "Q: How did the corn plant lose all her…
A bee riddle has been printed on several images: Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?A: At the BP (bee pee) station. The BP pun was posted on the newsgroup ucd.talk.bugnews on January 16, 1996.…
A school riddle is: Q: Where do belly buttons go to school?A: The naval academy. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 11, 2021. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by u/[deleted] June 11,…
A pun on Nescafé coffee is: Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In the nest-cafe. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997 and has been printed on several images. Wikipedia:…
A popular boat riddle is: Q: Where do boats go when they're sick?A: To the dock (doc). The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1967. 30 October 1967, Minneapolis (MN) Star,…
A road riddle is: Q: Where do cars get the most flat tires? A: Where there is a fork in the road. The "fork in the road" joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google…
A cat riddle is: Q: Where do cats go to have fun?A: An a-mews-ment park. "Where do cats go to have fun? A"mews"ment park...." was posted on Twitter by Ravtej Singh on February…
California is a state that grows cauliflowers. The portmanteau word "caulifornia" or "Caulifornia" (cauliflower + California) is sometimes used and was trademarked in 2016.…
A popular alphabet joke is: Q: Where do children learn their ABCs? A: In LMN-tary school. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. Google BooksFunniest Riddle Book in the WorldBy…
Coney Island isn't called that because of its conic shapes, but there's a riddle: Q: Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer? A: Coney Island.…
A construction riddle is: Q: Where do construction workers go to drink?A: The Rebar. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 18, 2014, and on Reddit -- Jokes on October 17, 2017. Wikipedia:…
A construction riddle is: Q: Where do construction workers go to drink?A: The Rebar. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 18, 2014, and on Reddit -- Jokes on October 17, 2017. Wikipedia:…
A cowboy riddle is: Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?A: On the range. The "on the range" joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.depression.recovery on February 24, 1998. Google…
"Secondary school" shouldn't be confused with "second dairy school," but there are jokes. A riddle was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2014: Q: Where do cows get their…