“Vegetarian bacon is a goddamn hate crime”
Many people like bacon, but detest vegetarian bacon. "Vegetarian bacon is a goddamn hate crime" is a saying that has been printed on an ecard. "Favorite Patton Oswalt quote:…
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“Vegetarian chili is just bean curry”
Chili has been compared to curry. "Chili is just America curry" was posted on Twitter by mikey be on March 10, 2011. "Deep thought. Chili is the American curry. Spicy, varied, and…
“Vegetarian ham radio enthusiasts use a cheese radio”
Ham radio has nothing to do with "ham" (the food), but there are jokes. "Vegetarian ham radio enthusiasts use a cheese radio" was posted on Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on July…
“Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter”
"Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter" is a joke line (implying that those who choose not to eat meat are simply bad hunters) that has been featured on T-shirts and bumper…
“Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson” (bumper sticker)
Smith & Wesson is a firearms manufacturer. A popular bumper sticker is "This Car/Vehicle Is Insured By Smith & Wesson" -- that is, the driver carries a Smith & Wesson firearm…
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheese”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is the Spam of cheeses”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to ham”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to cheese what Spam is to meat”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Velveeta is to Texas what SPAM is to Hawaii”
Velveeta (a cheese product introduced in 1923) has been compared to Spam (a meat product introduced in 1937). "velveeta is the spam of cheez... mmm spamm" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony…
“Veni, vidi, coffici” (“I came, I saw, I coffeed”)
"I came, I saw, I coffeed" (or "I came, I saw, I coffee'd") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images." Veni, vidi, vici" ("I came, I saw, I…
“Veni, Vidi, Venti” (“I came, I saw, I ordered Starbucks coffee”)
"Veni, Vidi, Venti" ("I came, I saw, I ordered Starbucks coffee") is a joke on the Latin "Veni, vidi, vici" ("I came, I saw, I conquered"). "Venti"…
“Veritas Liberabit Vos” (SMU motto)
Southern Methodist University has a Latin motto taken from the Bible: "Veritas Liberabit Vos" ("The truth shall make you free," John 8:32). The Johns Hopkins University motto…
“Verizon is a combination of vertical and horizontal”
Verizon is the name of a communications company that was formed in 2000 from a merger of Bell Atlantic and GTE. According to its press release of April 3, 2000: "The word Verizon (pronounced…
“Very bold of the creator of spinach and artichoke dip to name it that when it’s 95% cheese”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“Very excited for this hide my fat weather”
"Very excited for this hide my fat weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Cold weather means wearing more clothing to hide fat. "I'm ready for hoodie weather…
“Victory is a political fiction”
"Victory is a political fiction" has been included in several quotations collections, always credited to "anonymous." The quotation has been cited in print since at least 2003.…
“Victory is a thousand times sweeter when you’re the underdog”
"Victory is a thousand times sweeter when you're the underdog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line is from the book The Summer I Turned Pretty (2009) by Jenny…
“Victory is surrender. Lockdown is safety. Hysteria is virtue”
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength" are famous lines from the dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949) by English writer George Orwell. The 2019–20 coronavirus…
“Video games are just really intense thumb wars”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsVideo games are just really intense thumb wars.submitted March 17, 2016 by mizpixy Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsVideo games are just long-range thumb…