“Rest here, weary doomscroller. You’ve seen enough fear-mongering today”
"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day" (or "Rest here, weary doomscroller. You've seen enough fear-mongering today") is a saying that…
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“Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist”
"RIP boiled/boiling water. You will be mist" is a jocular saying tha has been printed on many images. "Good bye, boiling water. You'll be mist" was cited on Twitter on May…
“Restaurant idea: Chicken joint named ‘Icarus’ Hot Wings’”
In Greek mythology, Icarus obtained wings, but flew too close to the sun and they melted. An Icarus joke has been printed on several images that Icarus probably wouldn't have liked "hot…
“Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!”
"Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's the the problem of…
“Restaurants always use ‘crispy’ as opposed to ‘fried’ to make it sound healthier”
Does "crispy" sound healthier than "fried"? "I get the crispy chicken salad to make fried chicken sound healthier" was posted on Twitter by Wilson E on November 16,…
“Restaurants are just gas stations for people”
Cars need fuel, but people need a certain fuel as well. "Starbucks is like the gas station for people" was posted on Twitter on September 22, 2009. "Coffee shops are like gas…
“Restaurants omit pants in ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ because they serve bottomless brunch”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“Restaurants place drinks on the last page of the menu, but drinks are ordered first”
Most restaurants list drinks of the last page of a menu, but drink orders are usually taken first. "Drinks are the first things you order in a restaurant. Why are they always on the last page…
“Restaurants where they wait on you hand and foot charge you an arm and a leg”
Something that "costs an arm and a leg" is something that is expensive. A place that caters to customers "hand and foot" is a place that satisfies all of its customers'…
“Restroom is for eating customers only” (restaurant sign)
Restaurants sometimes state that tables or parking or restrooms are "for eating customers only." The joke is that this implies cannibalism of "eating customers" (rather than…
“Retail follows rooftops” (real estate adage)
"Retail follows (the) rooftops" is a popular real estate adage. If there are many homes ("rooftops") in an area, then retail (commercial developments) will follow. "Retail…
“Retired is being tired twice”
American poet Richard Armour (1906-1989) wrote this poem for the book Going Like Sixty; A Lighthearted Look at the Later Years (1974): "Retired is being tired twice, I've thought:First…
“Retired: Goodbye tension! Hello pension!”
"Retired: Goodbye tension! Hello pension!" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, hats, buttons and posters. The saying has been printed on…
“Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living”
"Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The retirement saying has been cited in print since at…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial number”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial situation”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial state”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a financial status”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s a number”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…
“Retirement isn’t an age, it’s an amount of money”
"Retirement isn't an age, it's a (financial) number" is a favorite saying of American personal finance expert Chris Hogan, who wrote the book Retire Inspired: It's not an…