“Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!”
“Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It’s the the problem of restaurant toilets—the speaker’s dates are escaping, leaving the speaker to pay the bill.
“Restaurant toilets are dangerous – so many of my dates have gone to use them, and vanished” was posted on Twitter by Ben on April 12, 2017. “Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 16, 2019.
Twitter
Ben
@0point5twins
Restaurant toilets are dangerous – so many of my dates have gone to use them, and vanished.
5:02 AM · Apr 12, 2017
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Bakchod Billa
@sarcasticbilla
Restaurant toilets are dangerous: so many of my dates have gone to use them, and vanished
10:17 AM · Apr 13, 2017
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⚒happy Hammer.⚒
@brooking1980
Restaurant toilets are dangerous.
So many of my dates have gone to use them, and vanished!!..
6:51 AM · Feb 6, 2018 from Harlow, East
Twitter
Nik ‘Buster’ Brock (Veteran)
@nikbrock
says that restaurant toilets are dangerous ... So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished! 🤣😂😁
12:30 PM · Apr 14, 2018
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thewargingned April 16, 2019
Restaurant toilets are so dangerous!
So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
6:36 AM · Apr 16, 2019
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
Restaurant toilets are dangerous! \
So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
11:25 PM · Mar 27, 2020
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/Perfumo July 7, 2020
Restaurant toilets are so fu***ng dangerous. So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyber August 10, 2021
Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
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Reddog999
19 may 2022
Restaurant toilets are dangerous so many of my dates have gone to use them, and TO vanished!!..
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JoeMcNatt
10 oct 2022
Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
iFunny
TracySillyRabbitClarkMelc
5 feb 2023
Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Restaurant toilets are so dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
5:58 PM · May 14, 2023