“Remember, the ones really in control are never elected”
"Remember, the ones really in control are never elected" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, wealthy individuals and corporations are in power, and there are…
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“Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance…”
"Remember, the only thing standing between you and your dreams is..." is a motivational saying. A demotivational twist on this was posted on Twitter by jordan on March 15, 2016:…
“Remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it this Thanksgiving”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Remember, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Remember: any job can be remote if you disassociate hard enough”
"Any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough" (or "Any job can be remote if you disassociate hard enough") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A…
“Remember: any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough”
"Any job can be remote if you dissociate hard enough" (or "Any job can be remote if you disassociate hard enough") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A…
“Remember…if all the headlines are identical, it’s not news, it’s advertising”
"Remember...if all the headlines are identical, it's not news, it's advertising" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember, if all the headlines are…
“Reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes”
The U.S. president usually pardons two turkeys right before Thanksgiving. A joke about this is that a president cannot pardon a turkey for state-level crimes. "Quick reminder, Trump can’t…
“Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Reminder: Communism is when ugly deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal then rob and/or kill all successful people…”
A statement about communism was posted on X/Twitter -- now no longer available -- by Mystery Grove Publishing Co. @MysteryGrove on September 15, 2021: "Reminder: Communism is when ugly…
“Rendebooze (n): A designated time and place to go and drink with your friends”
"Rendebooze" (rendezvous + booze) is a portmanteau word that has been
“Rent is dollars for quarters”
"Living quarters" is not the same term as a "quarter" that equals twenty-five cents. However, a hotel pun involving "quarters" has been popular since the 1890s.…
“Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother’s Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?”
"Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?" is a May saying that has been printed on many images. "Cinco de mayo,…
“Repetition makes reputation, and reputation makes customers”
"Repetition makes reputation, and reputation makes customers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's repetition that makes reputation in the coal business"…
“Replace excuses with effort, replace laziness with determination, and everything falls into place”
"Replace excuses with effort, replace laziness with determination, and everything will fall into place" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Reporters are never on vacation” (journalism adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. PoynterGone Fishin’: Why vacations matterby Chip ScanlanPublished June 18, 2007 10:09 am(...)Writers are never on vacation. Deadlines loom even when you’re sitting on…
“Republicans and Democrats on the debt are like two drunks arguing over a bar bill on the Titanic”
"Congress is like 2 drunks arguing the bar bill on the Titanic" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The RMS Titanic passenger liner struck an iceberg and sank on April 15,…
“Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one gives a damn about you”
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
“Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one gives a shit about you”
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…
“Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one of them gives a fuck about you”
"Repubicans are red, Democrats are blue, neither one (of them) gives a damn/fuck/shit about you" is a political version of the "Roses Are Red" poem that has been printed on many…