“My favorite holiday is Saturday”
"My favorite holiday is Saturday" is a Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite holiday is Saturday" (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on…
Food/Drink
“My favorite ice cream flavor is Charm” (physics joke)
There are six types (flavors) of quarks: up, down, strange, charm, bottom, and top. Forms of na ice cream joke have been cited in print since at least 2004. This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on…
“My favorite machine at the gym is the air conditioner”
"My favorite machine at the gym is the air conditioner" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an ecard) was posted on X/Twitter by someecards on…
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine”
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards. The line has been cited in print since at least 2002, when it was…
“My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in”
Many people are not outdoor types. A comment was posted on Twitter by Laurent Perrier on April 1, 2021: "My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them…
“My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside”
"My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doe not enjoy exercise, and the outside weather is too…
“My favorite outdoor summertime activity is traveling from my air conditioned car to my air conditioned house”
"My favorite outdoor summertime activity is traveling from my air conditioned car to my air conditioned house" was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama on July 14, 2025, and this received…
“My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in”
Many people are not outdoor types. A comment was posted on Twitter by Laurent Perrier on April 1, 2021: "My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them…
“My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive”
A farmers market means buying food directly from farmers, so why aren't the prices much cheaper? This was posted on X/Twitter by Nikhil Krishnan on November 2, 2024, and it received over…
“My favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls…”
A call from the boss can put fear into an employee. "My favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls you into their office" was posted on Twitter…
“My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons”
Many health insurance plans do not cover eye care or dental work. This was posted on X/Twitter by Laurazepam on August 12, 2022, and received over 337,000 likes: "my favorite part about health…
“My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to Hell”
"My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to Hell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I love fall! My favorite part is not when it gets cold,…
“My favorite part of Spring is its rolls”
"My favorite part of Spring is its rolls" was posted on X/Twitter by Case on March 20, 2025, and this received over 1,500 likes. The saying is jocular. Many people eat "spring…
“My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Ntate Mr.K @Gaylord50 My favorite person at any wedding is the bartender. 4:09 AM · Jan 22, 2015 X/Twitter O L E T I L W E 🌻 @Iam_Kardas I am not…
“My favorite position is CEO” (“A woman’s favorite position is CEO”)
"My favorite position is CEO" (or "A woman favorite position is CEO") is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers, T-shirts and coffee…
“My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food”
Many people don't cook, and don't have a "favorite recipe." "My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone & order take out" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My favorite seafood is saltwater taffy”
Caldwell Jones played center for basketball's Philadelphia 76ers when a local sportswriter asked him what was his favorite seafood. "Salt water taffy," Jones responded. The joke was…
“My favorite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle. Strange name, but she tortoise well”
"Tortoise" can sound like "taught us." "As strange as it was that my teacher wore a shell on her back, she tortoise well. #fit" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan…
“My favorite thing about humans may just be our ability to drench potatoes in mayonnaise and call it a salad with a straight face”
Many people do not view a potato salad (usually made without lettuce) as a salad. This was posted on X/Twitter by Troy Johnson on July 4, 2020, and it received over 750 likes: "My favorite…
“My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again”
"My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again until I die" is a jocular saying about anyone -- usually a mom -- who works in the…