“My favorite time of the year is when the bugs start to die”
"My favorite time of the year is when (all) the bugs start to die" is a jocular fall saying that has been printed on many images. "my favorite time of year is when all the bugs start…
Food/Drink
“My favorite vegetable is salsa”
Salsa is a sauce and not a vegetable, but that's close enough for some people. "My favorite vegetable is salsa" was posted on Twitter by Photo-John on August 16, 2010, and has been…
“My favorite way to online shop is just to yell out what I’m looking for and wait for an ad”
"My favorite way to online shop is just yelling out exactly what I’m looking for until an ad for it pops up on my feed" was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 4, 2020. The…
“My favorite way to online shop is to yell out what I’m looking for & wait for the Facebook ads”
"My favorite way to online shop is just yelling out exactly what I’m looking for until an ad for it pops up on my feed" was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 4, 2020. The…
“My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee”
"My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Our favorite winter activity is going back inside and…
“My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker”
"My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop" and "My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
“My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop”
"My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop" and "My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
“My favorite workout is running my mouth”
"My favorite exercise/workout is running my mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite workout is running my mouth" was posted on Facebook by…
“My favorite zone is the cal”
A calzone isn't a zone, but there are jokes. "WHATS MY FAVORITE ZONE? EASY, ITS 'CAL'" was posted on Twitter by ANGRYORC on November 18, 2013. "My favorite zone is the…
“My fellow Americans”
"My fellow Americans" is often how a politician (such as a president or a senator) addresses the people of the United States. "My fellow Americans" has been cited in print since…
“My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate”
"My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Paper plates are usually thrown away after use. "You don't know poor until…
“My fine feathered friend” (usually said of a chicken)
"Fine feathered friend" is said of birds (often chickens). "Fine feathered "friends'" was printed in the Lancaster (Lancashire, UK) Gazette on June 28, 1873.…
“My first date with an Emergency department nurse was a casual tea”
"Casual tea" is a pun on the word "casualty." "Count of casualty? Or cup of casual tea?" was posted on Twitter by Laura Briggs on April 27, 2009. "What does a…
“My first job was posing like a mannequin in the window of a clothing store. I held that position for a long time”
An employee might say that he or she "held a position for a long time." This doesn't mean a physical position, but there are jokes. "My first job was posing like a mannequin in…
“My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down”
An elevator joke that has been printed on many images is: "My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down." "The first time I used an…
“My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach”
"My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My workout goal is to get my chest to…
“My fitness goal is just making sure my tits stick out further than my stomach”
"My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My workout goal is to get my chest to…
“My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed”
"My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" was posted on…
“My food is grown, not born”
"My food is grown, not born" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make a statement with this 100% cotton canvas tote bag! 'My food is Grown not born' -…
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil”
"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is uncertain. "How to get rich farming -- rise early, work…