“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it" is an expression that was popularized by American businessman Bert Lance (1931-2013) in December 1976, referring to the machine of the federal…
Food/Drink
“If it ain’t burnt, momma didn’t cook it”
'If it ain't burnt, momma didn't cook it" (or, "If it ain't burnt, momma didn't make it") is a saying that's been on signs since at least 2003. The…
“If it ain’t on the page, it ain’t on the stage” (theatre adage)
"If it ain't on the page, it ain't on the stage" (or, "If it's not on the page, it's not on the stage") is a popular drama adage, used both on Broadway and…
“If it ain’t raining, it ain’t training” (“If it ain’t raining, we ain’t training”)
"It it ain't raining, we ain't training" is a saying that began in the United States military, showing that troops are ready to go in even the worst conditions. "The Camp…
“If it bleeds, it leads”
"If it bleeds, it leads" means that tabloid newspapers and radio/television news lead their news reports with sensationalist stories, such as violence. The saying "if it bleeds, it…
“If it burns, it earns”
"If it burns, it earns” means that tabloid newspapers and radio/television news lead their news reports with sensationalist stories, such as violence. The Crisis Papers published "If It…
“If it burns, you’re getting closer” (fitness adage)
"If it burns, you're getting closer" is a motivational fitness saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted by GymQuotes.co on April 2, 2017, with the…
“If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don’t”
Michael Pollan's Food Rules: An Eater's Manual (2009) contained a popular rule that has been frequently cited: "If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant,…
“If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body”
American singer and actress Cher did 1980s television commercials for Jack LaLanne health spas. The message was that good health doesn't come in the form of a pill -- you have to work out:…
“If it can’t be fixed with wine, then you’re not using enough wine”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…
“If it can’t be fixed with wine, you’re not using enough”
"If it can't be fixed with wine, then you're not using enough wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. “If it can’t be fixed with WINE…Then…
“If it can’t be found in Dallas, it can’t be found anywhere in the world”
Dallas has great shopping, with perhaps more shopping centers per capita than any other major city in the United States. The Dallas shopping motto is: "If it can't be found in Dallas, it…
“If it can’t be fixed with garlic bread, it can’t be fixed”
Many people love garlic bread, and they believe that it can fix any meal. "Garlic bread fixes everything" was posted on X/Twitter by Nichole on May 1, 2010. " I'm pretty sure…
“If it doesn’t apply, let it fly” (“If it don’t apply, let it fly”)
"If it don't apply, let it fly" ("If it doesn't apply, let it fly") is an expression that has been printed on several images. The saying means to let go things that…
“If it doesn’t bring you income, inspiration or orgasms, it doesn’t belong in your life”
"If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration or orgasms, it doesn't belong in your life" is a saying that has been printed on many images Authorship is uncertain. "If it…
“If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you”
"If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. Fred DeVito, Exhale Spa's fitness…
“If it doesn’t look good, don’t put it on your front porch”
"If it doesn't look good, don't put it on the/your front porch" appears to be a real estate adage (make your house look the best), but is usually a Southern mother's advice…
“If it doesn’t make dollars, it doesn’t make sense”
"If it doesn't make dollars/money, it doesn't make sense" means that if something doesn't make money, then it doesn't make sense (a pun on the word "cents")…
“If it doesn’t open, it’s not your door”
"If it doesn't open, it's not your door" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "It is only a door. If it doesn't open, it is not your door.…
“If it doesn’t say ‘Texas,’ it’s not Texas Roadhouse” (restaurant slogan)
The slogan of the Texas Roadhouse restaurant since 2001 is: "If it doesn't say 'Texas,' it's not Texas Roadhouse." The irony is that the restaurant chain began in 1993…