Many people have compared modern emojis to ancient hieroglyphs. A joke was posted on Twitter by moh'd on July 27, 2017: "Yo momma so old *how old is she* she was using emojis back when…
Are two diets better than one? "I went on a diet once. Wasn't getting enough to eat so I went on two diets" was posted on the newsgroup rec.skydiving on January 13, 1998. "I had…
"I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Lmao dis guh said…
"I’m on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and sometimes, I eat by refrigerator light" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Lmao dis guh said…
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!" is a joke that has been credited to British prop comedian and magician Tommy Cooper (1921-1984). "I'm on a…
"I'm on cloud wine" is a jocular saying, adding "wine" to the "on cloud nine" expression. "Cloud wine" has been printed on many images. "On Cloud…
"I'm on my way to work... PLEASE KILL ME" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. "494 bumper sticker sighting: 'Please Kill Me: I'm On My Way to…
"Carbonite" sounds like "carb a night." A joke refers to the movie Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980), where the character Han Solo is frozen in carbonite.…
Are two diets better than one? "I went on a diet once. Wasn't getting enough to eat so I went on two diets" was posted on the newsgroup rec.skydiving on January 13, 1998. "I had…
"I'm only a morning person on December 25th" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. People like to wake up early and check out their Christmas presents.…
"I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterLucia De Giovanni @luciadegiovanniI am responsible for…
"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop" is a popular jocular bumper sticker. “I’m only speeding because I have to poop" has been cited in print since at least…
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
"I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This weekend I found out I'm 'outdoorsy'. In…
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on my/the patio" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to drink wine on my patio" was…
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on the porch" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy, as in, I like to sit on my porch and drink wine…
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on my/the patio" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to drink wine on my patio" was…
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on the porch" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy, as in, I like to sit on my porch and drink wine…
Polish-American movie producer Samuel Goldwyn (1879-1974) was known for his malapropisms, or "Goldwynisms." Syndicated newspaper columnist Walter Winchell wrote in June 1940: "Samuel…