“I’m not fat, I’m translender”
"Trans-slender" or "translender" is a pun on "transgender." "Um no I'm not fat I'm very translender" was posted on Twitter by Van on May 9, 2015.…
Food/Drink
“I’m not fat. I’m just a few meals ahead and a few shits behind”
"I'm not fat. I'm just a few meals ahead and a few shits behind" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. The expression is often given in numbers as "X meals…
“I’m not feeling very worky today”
"I'm not feeling very worky today" and "I don't feel very worky today" are work sayings that have been printed on many images. "now its time to work, not feeling…
“I’m not gaining weight—I’m retaining food”
"I'm not gaining weight -- I'm retaining food" is a saying that's been placed on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2006.…
“I’m not going outside until temperature is above my age”
"I'm not going outside until (the) temperature is above my age" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. The older one gets, the hotter the temperature needed.…
“I’m not going outside until the temperature is above my age”
"I'm not going outside until (the) temperature is above my age" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. The older one gets, the hotter the temperature needed.…
“I’m not good at push ups, pull ups, or sit ups. I’m pretty good at fuck ups though”
"I'm not good at push ups, pull ups, or sit ups. I'm pretty good at fuck ups though" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Im ok when it comes to sit…
“I’m not homophobic. I’m not afraid of my house!”
A person who is "homophobic" has a fear of homosexuals, but there's a joke: "I'm not homophobic. I'm not afraid of my house!" English comedian and actor Peter Kay…
“I’m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat”
"I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I am not hungry, I'm just bored and therefore I feel…
“I’m not Irish, but my coffee is”
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
“I’m not Irish, but my coffee might be”
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
“I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode”
"I'm not lazy. I'm on energy saving mode" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I'm not lazy - I'm just in the energy saving mode" was…
“I’m not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick”
"I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick" is a different kind of motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Carpe diem," Latin…
“I’m not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick”
"I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Carpe diem" (Latin, meaning "seize the…
“I’m not only the Hair Club president, I’m also a client” (Hair Club for Men)
Who can forget Sy Sperling's tv commercials confessing: "I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a client!" http://www.hairclub.com/companyinfomens.htmBeforeFor much…
“I’m not overweight—I’m undertall”
"I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall" is a jocular dieting excuse, printed on gift items such as T-shirts. The saying was popularized by the Garfield syndicated newspaper…
“I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?”
Pasta doesn't cook in a toaster, but there are jokes about it. "I'm not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via…
“I’m not poor. I’m pre-rich”
"I'm not broke/poor. I'm pre-rich" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "pre-rich" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on September 19, 2015.…
“I’m not racist. I hate white liberals more than anybody”
"I'M NOT RACIST. I HATE WHITE LIBERALS MORE THAN ANYBODY" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by George Chambers on April 24, 2019. It's not known who originated the…
“I’m not really a social drinker. I’d say most of my drinking is work-related”
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work-related" is a jocular drinking line that has been printed on many images. American journalist Linda…