"I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking Spanish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much tequila this weekend, my liver speaks…
"I drank so much vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent" is a jocular one-line saying about vodka that has been printed on many images. "I've had so much vodka…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is an old joke from the 19th century. "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having…
"I always dream about being a millionaire like my uncle. He's dreaming, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I always dream of being a millionaire,…
"I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep so I can dream faster" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep. So I can…
"I drink a lot/ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grounds...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a firm…
"I drink a lot/ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grounds...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a firm…
"I drink and I know things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line is from HBO's fantasy television series Game of Thrones, the episode "Home" that…
"I drink as I dress: Chablis" (also "I dress as I drink: Chablis") is a pun on "Chablis"/"shabbily." "i drink as i dress...Chablis" was cited in…
"I drink coffee because I need it, and wine because I deserve it" is a one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Wine Woman on January…
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
"I drink coffee for your protection" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as coffee mugs and T-shirts. A person without coffee, the saying implies,…
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
"Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee" was posted…
"I drink a lot/ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grounds...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a firm…
"I've started drinking my coffee out of a clear mug, so people know where my tolerance level is at" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that…
Some recipes call for "wine reduction." A joke is: "I drink straight out of the wine bottle while cooking. I think that's what they mean by reducing it." "I'm not…
"I drink to make other people (more/seem) interesting" is a quotation cited in many drinking quote collections. The saying has been printed on T-shirts and improperly credited to the…
"I drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I can't move for months" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited since at least 1952,…
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it" is a jocular line that has been printed on posters and ecards. New York-based comedian Rodney Dangerfield…