“Does swimming in debt count as cardio?”
"Swimming in debt doesn't count as cardio" (or "Does swimming in debt count as cardio?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Does swimming in…
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health
“Does the existence of music theory imply the existence of music conspiracy theory?”
"If there are conspiracy theories and music theory is there music conspiracy theory?" was posted on Twitter by Dick Wildes on December 9, 2016. "So there is music theory, but is…
“Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?”
"Does the flap of a butterfly's wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?" was the title of a 1972 speech by Edward Norton Lorenz (1917-2008) before the American Academy for the…
“Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend”
"Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "does a jelly donut count as a serving of…
“Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?”
The Michelin Man is a mascot of Michelin Tires who is a humanoid figure consisting of stacked white tires. "Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?" was posted on Twitter by…
“Does the minister’s cow produce pastorized milk?”
"Pasteurized milk" has nothing to do with pastors, but there are jokes. "Pastorised Milk #Religiousfoods" was posted on Twitter by Marc Lemezma on November 23, 2009.…
“Does this hotel have prayer rooms?”/“No, sir. But we do have other amen-ities.”
Many hotels and churches have "amenities," and some people have noticed the "amen" in that word. "Amen-ities! Tech services that should be standard at every hotel:…
“Does this hotel offer a turndown service?”/“Not to you.”
"Turndown service" means "turning down" the bed sheets, not "turning down" a hotel guest. "'Do you need turndown service?' Not if you're speaking…
“Does this truck make my neck look red?”
"Does this truck make my neck look red?" -- that is, a "redneck" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "Does my truck make my neck look red?…
“Does wine count as a serving of fruit?”
"Does wine count as a serving of fruit?" is a jocular question that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and wine glasses. "When I got home I realized…
“Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?”
A joke about the term "professional boxer" is that it applies to someone who works at UPS (United Parcel Service). "Professional boxer...at the UPS store" was posted on Twitter…
“Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?”
A joke about the term "professional boxer" is that it applies to someone who works at UPS (United Parcel Service). "Professional boxer...at the UPS store" was posted on Twitter…
“Doesn’t It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle” (“diarrhoea” backronym)
"Diarrhea" ("diarrhoea" is the popular spelling in the UK) is a difficult word to spell. Many people use a backronym (back acronym) or mnemonic. "Does It Always Run Really…
“Dog catchers get paid by the pound”
How do dog catchers get paid? A poem was printed in the Indianapolis (IN) News on September 15, 1064: The dog catcher, the butcher, And the carpenter, I've found,All have one thing in…
“Dog Fact #42: Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time”
"Dogs do not believe in Daylight Savings Time" (or "Cats don't believe in Daylight Savings Time") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Pets want to be fed at…
“Dog hair, don’t care”
"Dog hair, don't care" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the speaker is a dog lover, and the dog's shedding of hair (which can get on…
“Dog is man’s best friend until you need a ride to the airport”
A dog has often been called "man's best friend." However, a dog cannot do many things that a best friend usually does, and there are jokes. "Yeah but will it pick you up at the…
“Dog lovers don’t eat dogs. Cat lovers don’t eat cats. Animal lovers don’t eat animals”
"Animal lovers don't eat animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "If animal lovers don't eat animals, should plant lovers not eat plants??! I am…
“Dog obedience schools have grades K - 9”
"K-9" can mean "canine" (a dog). "K-9" can also mean "kindergarten-9th grade." "My dog training school teaches grades K-9" was posted on Twitter by…
“Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan”
"Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan" is a joke that has been printed on many images. A "computed tomography scan" is also known as a "CT scan" or…