A cowboy riddle has been cited in print since at least the early 2010s: Q: Why aren't cowboys good at math?A: Because they always round up! "Cowboys can never be accountants because all…
"Real cowboys don't take baths -- they just dust off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The line has been printed on many wall decorations for boys'…
"Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on September 28, 2010. The joke was reposted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on March 10,…
Cowboys say "yeehaw." "Cowboys go 'Yee-Haw!' Ninjas go 'Hi-Ya!'" was posted on Twitter by JoeBriscoe on November 14, 2011. "Just realized cowboys go yee…
"Cowboys: Scrape shit from boots before entering” is a jocular sign that has been printed on many images. "And the beer-drinking crowd at the Frontier Bar -- a place festooned in cattle…
"Cowgirls rule!" appears frequently on T-shirts for girls, especially young girls. This saying is seemingly taken from the earlier and slightly longer "Girls rule, boys drool"…
"I just want some cheese and quiet" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is just a cheese lover's joke on the phrase "peace and quiet." "Cheese…
"Coworker: Why do you call everyone 'fucker'? Me: It's gender neutral" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "Coworker: Why do you call everyone…
Various people have been compared to Christmas lights. "Glaswegians are like Christmas lights,half of them don’t work and most of the rest aren’t that bright" was posted on Twitter on…
"Plant-based meat" is a popular term. Some people joke that if the animal that they're eating has a plant-based diet, that is "plant-based meat." "Cows eat grass.…
"CPR is (just) the human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "CPR is the human…
Some seafood has so little meat that it's hardly worth the effort to catch and cook. "Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them" was posted…
There are crab rangoons, but no crab rangoblins. "whats a rangoon to rangoblin" was posted on X/Twitter by Breyland on April 23, 2014. "what's a crab rangoon to a crab…
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
Cranberries are traditionally served on Thanksgiving. Cranberries can also help fight urinary tract infections. "#Cranberries are antibacterial that can helps in preventing #ulcer and #urinary…
Cranberry is a traditional Thanksgiving meal side dish. Vodka usually is not associated with Thanksgiving, but there are cranberry vodka and Thanksgiving jokes. "Cranberries without #vodka ?…
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. "cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't wanna be wet"…
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. "cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't wanna be wet"…
Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019: "Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s…