“What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?”/“A shit-talkey.”
"Shiitake" (an edible mushroom native to East Asia) sounds like "shit-talkie," and there are jokes. "I've discovered a new species of fungi. It likes to gossip about…
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“What kind of music are scissors afraid of?”/“Rock music.”
A riddle about the game rock-paper-scissors was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 2, 2017: Q: What kind of music are scissors afraid of?A: Rock music. "What kind of music are scissors afraid…
“What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?”/“Plymouth rock.”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle is: Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?A: Plymouth rock. "Q: What kind of music do the Pilgrims listen to? A: Plymouth Rock" was printed in the…
“What kind of music do balloons dislike?”/“Pop music.”
Balloons hate "pop" music. "What kind of music do balloons dislike? Pop music." was printed in The Craziest Riddle Book in the World (2004) by Lori Miller Fox. "What type…
“What kind of music do bunnies listen to?”/“Hip hop.”
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“What kind of music do frogs listen to?”/“Hip hop.”⠀⠀
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“What kind of music do lawn care specialists listen to?”/“Motown.”
A music riddle is: Q: What kind of music do lawn care specialists listen to?A: Motown. "Motown" sounds like "mow town." The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 24,…
“What kind of music do planets sing?”/“Neptunes.”
A planetary music riddle was posted on Twitter by Holly on August 10, 2012: Q: What kind of music do planets sing?A: Neptunes! A similar riddle was posted on Twitter by Bobby Amasha on October 8,…
“What kind of music do rabbits listen to?”/“Hip hop.”
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“What kind of music do surfers listen to?”/“New wave.”
A music riddle is: Q: What kind of music do surfers listen to?A: New wave. "What kind of music do the cool surfers listen to? New Wave" was posted on Twitter by M.J.F. on September 7,…
“What kind of music do wind turbines like?”/“They’re big metal fans.”
A riddle about heavy metal music is: Q: What kind of music do wind turbines like?A: They're big metal fans. "What kind of music do they like? They are big metal fans" was posted on…
“What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?”/“Shamrock ‘n’ roll.”
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: What kind of music does a leprechaun band play?A: Shamrock 'n' roll. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Kidsjokes.co.uk (June 24, 2001)St…
“What kind of music does cheese listen to?”/“R & Brie.”
A cheese riddle is: Q: What kind of music does cheese listen to?A: R & Brie. "What Music appeals to most Cheese?... R & Brie" was posted on Twitter on November 23, 2012. The…
“What kind of music does cheese listen to?”/“R&Brie.”
A cheese riddle is: Q: What kind of music does cheese listen to?A: R & Brie. "What Music appeals to most Cheese?... R & Brie" was posted on Twitter on November 23, 2012. The…
“What kind of music frightens balloons?”/“Pop music.”
Balloons hate "pop" music. "What kind of music do balloons dislike? Pop music." was printed in The Craziest Riddle Book in the World (2004) by Lori Miller Fox. "What type…
“What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?”/“The cast-a-net.”
"Castanet" (a percussion instrument) has nothing to do with fishing, but the "cast-a-net" pun was used in the New York (NY) Daily Tribune in 1850. "With what musical…
“What kind of noise does a train make?”/“A low commotion.”
A train riddle is: Q: What kind of noise does a train make? A: A low commotion. The "locomotion" pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on February 23, 2022. X/Twitter Bury Bob @burybob…
“What kind of nut is drunk?”/“A pissed-achio.”
"Pistachio" sounds like "pissed-achio," and there are jokes. "Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What kind of paper likes music?”/“Wrapping paper.”
A popular Christmas riddle is: Q: What kind of paper likes music?A: (W)rapping paper. The joke has been cited in print since at least December 1997, when it was printed in The Sun (London) as one…
“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?”/“Penguine.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…