“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?”/“Penguine.”
“Linguine” is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn’t have a “penguine” or “penguini” pasta made for (or of) penguins—and there is no such named pasta shaped like penguins—but there are penguine/penguini jokes.
“Penguini’s a wonderful pasta. Really. Marinara, of course” was posted on the newsgroup alt.edgar on July 11, 1998. “Mmmm… pasta penguini…” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams on August 10, 2002. “PENGUINE ALLA MATRICIANA” was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on December 7, 2002.
“Brilliant Idea: Bird shaped pasta for kids PENGUINI” was posted on Twitter by Caleb Bullen on March 26, 2008. “Pasta should totally be made in penguin shapes and referred to as penguini” was posted on Twitter by 𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑚 on May 20, 2010. “im gonna make a pasta shaped like a penguin and call it penguini” was posted on Twitter by 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑨 on March 12, 2013.
“Q: What are penguins’ favorite pasta dish? A: Penguini!” was posted on Twitter by Paul T Tran on September 2, 2009. “A penguin’s favorite pasta is Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Zach on September 4, 2012. “What’s a penguins favorite pasta dish? Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Kristine Kasper on October 14, 2013. “What’s a penguins favourite type of pasta?....... Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Tom on February 27, 2014. “What’s a penguins favourite type of pasta? Pinguini” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 10, 2019.
“What type of pasta do Penguins eat? A: Penguine” was posted on Twitter by Normans Musical Instruments on May 20, 2015. “What type of pasta to penguins eat?.... Penguine” was posted on Twitter by Patto on May 30, 2015. “Q. What type of pasta do penguins eat? A. Penguine” was posted on Twitter by Richard Cooper on July 10, 2015.
“Penguini: Itallian pasta made from black and white flightless birds. #fb” was posted on Twitter by Morton Benning on June 18, 2011. “Penguini: pasta made of penguins” was posted on Twitter by Ellie Herb Martin on September 17, 2013.
“What is a Killer Whales favourite Pasta? Penguine” was posted on Twitter by 🄽🄸🄲🄺 on November 13, 2015. “What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta? Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Endangered Empire｜Cardano NFTs on November 24, 2021.
“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica? Penguine” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 21, 2021.
Wikipedia: Linguine
Linguine (Italian: [liŋˈɡwiːne], English: /lɪŋˈɡwiːni/) is a type of pasta similar to fettuccine and trenette but elliptical in section rather than flat. It is about 4 millimetres (0.16 in) in width, which is wider than spaghetti but not as wide as fettuccine. The name linguine means “little tongues” in Italian, where it is a plural of the feminine linguina.
Google Groups: alt.edgar
Finding a garden of chives in your LOBE
Bobby Tendinitis
Jul 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
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> Penguini’s a wonderful pasta. Really. Marinara, of course.
Google Groups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
*Real* Spam
SoCalMike
Aug 10, 2002, 1:52:53 AM
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> >Mmmm… pasta penguini….
Google Groups: alt.religion.kibology
How to get to sit at the cool table
alex webb
Dec 7, 2002, 12:36:43 PM
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She then makes a serve of PENGUINE ALLA MATRICIANA in the traditional style of her neighborhood back home in Bolivia.
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Caleb Bullen
@twcaleb
Brilliant Idea: Bird shaped pasta for kids PENGUINI
9:06 AM · Mar 26, 2008·Twitter Web Client
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Brody
@lovespooner
Replying to @amboy00
@amboy00 I think I saw Giada make penguine pasta on a special arctic episode on Food network.
3:08 PM · Jun 4, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Paul T Tran
@PaulTTran
Replying to @RochelleVeturis
@RochelleVeturis I’ve got a cute 1 that a kid told me Q: What are penguins’ favorite pasta dish? A: Penguini! LOL! ROFL! =)
3:03 PM · Sep 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑚
@kaieous
Pasta should totally be made in penguin shapes and referred to as penguini.
6:04 PM · May 20, 2010·Twitter SMS
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Marz Raul
@MarzRaul
The penguin-flavoured pasta fad ended; Greenpeace had revealed the way the Antarctican Penguine Factories were slaughtering the birds. #vss
12:10 AM · Aug 10, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Brian Corbin
@DjColburn
Replying to @BlacksmithPro
@BlacksmithPro Penguini. Y’know… pasta made by penguins.
5:00 PM · Dec 21, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Mr. Gerbear
@mr_gerbear
Replying to @repartee
@meteormash but penguini sounds adorable. Like a brand of pasta made especially for penguins.
3:40 AM · Feb 25, 2011 from Fullerton, CA·Twitter Web Client
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Morton Benning
@mortsfictionary
Penguini: Itallian pasta made from black and white flightless birds. #fb
12:44 AM · Jun 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Claudia
@cmarie7499
Maya named her stuffed penguin “penguine” it sounds like linguine the pasta….
8:49 PM · Jan 27, 2012·Twitter SMS
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Zach
@Z_arks
A penguin’s favorite pasta is Penguini
5:22 PM · Sep 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑨
@liviatsang
im gonna make a pasta shaped like a penguin and call it penguini
9:39 PM · Mar 12, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Esther Limmy
@limmyyyyy
MY DOLPHIN AND PENGUIN ARE NAMED AFTER THE PASTA ‘LINGUINE’ SO THEYRE DOLPHINEY AND PENGUINE SO ITALIANO!!!!
10:43 AM · May 10, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Ellie Herb Martin
@martinellie
Penguini: pasta made of penguins.
10:43 AM · Sep 17, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Kristine Kasper
@KasperKristine
What’s a penguins favorite pasta dish?
Penguini
#penguin #sillypenguin
11:39 PM · Oct 14, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Tom
@Tomotom001
@McVities What’s a penguins favourite type of pasta?....... Penguini
8:47 PM · Feb 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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atypicalpickle
@atypicalpickle
If you put an e and the end of penguin it sounds like fancy pasta= penguine
9:26 PM · Apr 20, 2015·TweetDeck
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Normans Musical Instruments
@NormansMusic
Time for a #break. Enjoy a .@McVities #Penguin #Joke
What type of pasta do Penguins eat?
A: Penguine
7:05 AM · May 20, 2015·Hootsuite
Twitter
Patto
@tp_patterson
What type of pasta to penguins eat?.... Penguine. Thank you Twitter, goodnight!
7:54 PM · May 30, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Richard Cooper
@RichardCooper7
Q. What type of pasta do penguins eat?
A. Penguine.
Best joke I’ve ever heard
11:18 AM · Jul 10, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Katie
@KatieCat_89
·Aug 10, 2015
What’s a penguins favourite pasta ? ..... A: penguine. #penguin #jokes #biscuit #pasta
Twitter
🄽🄸🄲🄺
@ColossusNick
What is a Killer Whales favourite Pasta?
Penguine
12:35 PM · Nov 13, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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MAGNIVORE
@Bailey740
What’s a penguins favorite pasta
Penguine
6:58 AM · Apr 29, 2016·Twitter for Android
Tewitter
Claire
@heyitsjoshh
Still laughing at the joke I read yesterday on the back of a Penguin biscuit.
What is a penguin’s favourite pasta?
Penguine.
4:56 PM · May 23, 2016·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Silist August 15, 2016
What’s a Penguins favorite type of pasta?
Penguini
Twitter
Amy
@Burtini
What’s a penguin’s favourite pasta? ..... PENGUINI!!
11:56 AM · Aug 20, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Frusko
@JustFrusko
What type of pasta do Penguins eat?
Penguine
9:42 AM · Jun 22, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Trulyawfuljokes
@trulyawfuljokes
What’s a penguin’s favourite type of pasta?
Penguine
4:51 PM · Apr 9, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Oxford Business College
@Oxfordbusinessc
#WorldPastaDay Q: What type of pasta do penguins eat? A: Penguine!
10:09 AM · Oct 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/flippinflappyfart May 10, 2019
What’s a penguins favourite type of pasta?
Pinguini
Twitter
AHHHHH
@redossein
penguine (penguin pasta)
1:24 PM · Sep 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Samy Heath
@SamyHeath1993
Replying to @Gillian61572206
What type of pasta do penguins eat? Penguine.
2:21 PM · Oct 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Mr Benn
@therealmrbenn
What’s a Penguin’s favourite pasta?
Penguini!
3:42 PM · Nov 13, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Endangered Empire｜Cardano NFTs
@EE_CNFT
What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta?
Penguini
10:00 AM · Nov 24, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Diamond Adessa
@DiamondAdessa
penguin pasta;
penguine~
9:55 PM · Dec 9, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bruce656 December 21, 2021
What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?
Penguine
Twitter
JokesBot
@RedditJokesBot
What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica? Penguine
11:08 PM · Dec 21, 2021·IFTTT