“Cracked windows are a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
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“Crackers are just bread jerky”
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
“Cranberries are traditionally served at Thanksgiving to commemorate those pilgrims who suffered urinary tract infections”
Cranberries are traditionally served on Thanksgiving. Cranberries can also help fight urinary tract infections. "#Cranberries are antibacterial that can helps in preventing #ulcer and #urinary…
“Cranberries without vodka? Must be Thanksgiving”
Cranberry is a traditional Thanksgiving meal side dish. Vodka usually is not associated with Thanksgiving, but there are cranberry vodka and Thanksgiving jokes. "Cranberries without #vodka ?…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t wanna be wet”
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. "cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't wanna be wet"…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet”
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2024. "cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't wanna be wet"…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy”
Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019: "Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy”
"Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy" was posted on X/Twitter by Jessica 🐥 on March 19, 2019, and the tweet received over 217,000 likes. Many people…
“Cranberry sauce is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Cranberry sauce the fruitcake of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called “the fruitcake of Thanksgiving.” That is to say, like fruitcake, it’s a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with fruitcake and Christmas) and at no other time,…
“Cranberry vodka counts as a Thanksgiving side, right?”
Cranberry is a traditional Thanksgiving meal side dish. Vodka usually is not associated with Thanksgiving, but there are cranberry vodka and Thanksgiving jokes. "Cranberries without #vodka ?…
“Crank up that A.C. till it’s blowing snowballs” (very hot)
"Crank up that A.C. (air conditioning) till it's blowing snowballs" means that it's very hot and the air conditioning must do extra work. "Did they crank up the AC?! Its…
“Crash for cash” (auto insurance fraud)
Entry in progress -- B.P."flash for cash" OCLC WorldCat recordCrash for CashAuthor: I W FiskEdition/Format: Article : EnglishPublication: Police: The Law Enforcement Magazine, v18 n11…
“Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not really in the mood to open a new line of credit right now”
Five Guys burgers and fries can be expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by KP_ on May 29, 2023, and received over 4,700 likes: "Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not…
“Crawdaddy implies the existence of a crawmommy”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
“Crawdads imply the existence of crawmoms”
There are "crawdads" (crawfish), but no "crawmoms." Some people have suggested that a female crayfish is a "crawmom." "crawdad.....oops crawmom" was posted…
“Crayons are a lot like M&M’s. All the colors taste the same”
Both crayons and M&M's candies come in many colors. Only one is a food, however. "@abbykippel do you eat crayons? i was surprised to find out that all the colors taste the same"…
“Crazy as a peach orchard boar” (“Madder than a peach orchard boar”)
"Crazy as a peach orchard boar" (also "madder than a peach orchard boar") is a Southern expression used in Texas and elsewhere. Its exact origin and meaning remains unknown, but…
“Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). Many people love chocolate, but it can kill…
“Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…