“My old school bully still takes my lunch money…” (joke)
A joke about a school bully is: "To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches." That is, the old…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“My only talent is I just don’t quit”
"My only talent is I just don't quit" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 26, 2015. Authorship is unknown.…
“My opinion of message boards? I’m all forum!”
"Forum" sounds like "for them," and there are jokes. "What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 25,…
“My origami skills are in creasing”
"Increasing" shouldn't be confused with "in creasing," but there are origami puns. "RT @SpacemanQuisp I think the popularity of origami is in creasing" was posted…
“My other bumper sticker is funny” (bumper sticker)
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…
“My other car bumper sticker is funny” (bumper sticker)
"My other bumper sticker is funny" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on several images. "MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS FUNNY" was posted on on the newsgroup…
“My other car is a dragonboat” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My other car is a Porsche” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is a [very expensive car]" is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers and license plate frames and put on cheap old cars. "My Other Car Is a…
“My other car is a Zamboni” (hockey saying)
"My other car is a Porsche" is a classic bumper sticker. "My other car is a Zamboni" (the Zamboni ice resurfacing machine cleans the ice) has been a popular license plate frame…
“My other car is also a car” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
“My other car is an honor student” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is an honor student" is a jocular bumper sticker than has been printed on many images. It's a combination of two bumper stickers -- "My other car is a…
“My other car is another car that has a sticker that says my other car is this car” (bumper sticker)
"My other car is also a car" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. “My other car is a Porsche” is the famous bumper sticker than is being parodied.…
“My other ride is a dragon boat” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My other ride is a dragon” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
“My parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called ‘Identity Theft’”
Parents often tell their children that they can become anyone they want to be. This is not meant to be taken literally. "As a young child my mum told me I could be anybody I wanted to be.…
“My paycheck says I have a good job. My bills say I need to do better”
"My paycheck says I have a good job. My bills say I need to do better" is a saying that means the speaker's paycheck is not covering the bills. The saying has been popular since…
“My pee smells like coffee”
"My pee smells like coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "In the restroom. My pee smells like coffee. TMI?" was posted on Twitter by Alex…
“My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work”
"My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November…
“My perfume store got robbed! They took every scent I had”
"Scent" shouldn't be confused with "cent," but there are jokes. "My candle store got robbed. They took every scent I had" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me”
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…