“My personal style is best described as ‘didn’t expect to get out of the car’”
"My personal style is best described as 'didn't expect to get out of the car'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people travel in their cars, but do…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are”
"Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't…
“My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid”
A joke about auto-correction was posted on Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on May 15, 2010: "My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid." TwitterShari…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I probably am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, yes I am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone just filmed a 3 hour documentary about life inside my pocket”
Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
“My phone just filmed a 5 hour documentary about life in my pocket”
Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
“My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket”
Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
“My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy”
"My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "My plan for the day? Same as always: Drink COFFEE and be…
“My political views are somewhere between all violence is wrong and f**k around and find out”
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…
“My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow”
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow" -- "Achilles' heel" is correct -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My posts are like your ex. Stolen and passed around”
"My memes are like your ex. Stolen and passed around" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Memes getting passed around like my ex" was posted on Facebook by Tuguy…
“My posts were removed. Someone took a fence”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- Dadjokes Posted by u/Brucemoose1 October 14, 2020Recently I’ve had to remove several of my posts.Someone took a fence. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by…
“My problem is as soon as I get money my tastebuds become allergic to the food at home”
When many people get paid, they have to go to a restaurant. "my problem is as soon as i get money my tastebuds become allergic to the food at home" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒁𝒊𝒂…
“My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too”
"My problem is I want to follow Jesus and slap people too" (or "My problem is I wanna follow Jesus and slap people too") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything”
"My problem is that I think garlic powder goes on everything" (or "My problem is that I think onion and garlic powder goes on everything") is a food saying that has been printed…
“My problem with meal prep is that I don’t wanna eat the same thing by Wednesday”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…