“Why did the bird chirp at the trick-or-treaters?”/“Because he thought they wanted tweets!”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
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“What do birds give out on Halloween?”/“Tweets.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“A dog may be your best friend, but they won’t pick you up at the airport”
A dog has often been called "man's best friend." However, a dog cannot do many things that a best friend usually does, and there are jokes. "Yeah but will it pick you up at the…
“Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that you are not state property”
"Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that you are not state property" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "#Anarchism Is The Revolutionary Idea That You Are Not State…
“What do you call 6.02 * 10^23 butts?”/“Molasses.”
"Molasses" is not "mole" + "asses," but there are jokes. "What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 5, 2016.…
“Watermelons are 92% water which means they’re only 8% melon”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by u/muratzel October 22, 2022Watermelons are 92% waterWhich means they're only 8% melon Reddit -- OnelienrsPosted by u/muratzel October 22,…
“Please help me I’m trapped. In a Haiku factory. Save me before they”
A haiku joke has been printed on many images: "help me, i am trappedin a haiku factorysave me, before they" The haiku was posted on tumblr by r0wdyruff in December 2012. "Help!…
“A dog may be man’s best friend, but he won’t pick you up at the airport”
A dog has often been called "man's best friend." However, a dog cannot do many things that a best friend usually does, and there are jokes. "Yeah but will it pick you up at the…
“Dog is man’s best friend until you need a ride to the airport”
A dog has often been called "man's best friend." However, a dog cannot do many things that a best friend usually does, and there are jokes. "Yeah but will it pick you up at the…
“Anarchy is the radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Roderick T. Long, a philosophy professor at Auburn…
“Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Roderick T. Long, a philosophy professor at Auburn…
“Anarchism: The radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Roderick T. Long, a philosophy professor at Auburn…
“On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up slow and sit on the couch having coffee for 37 hours”
"On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up slow and sit on the couch having coffee for 37 hours" was posted on Twitter by TheMotherOctopus on June 13, 2020. "Sunday mornings" is…
“Health is not injected”
"Health is not injected" is an anti-vaccination saying that has been printed on many images. Health might come from many things, such as good food and exercise, but not, according to this…
“Libertarianism: The radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Libertarianism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "LIBERTARIANISM: THE RADICAL NOTION THAT OTHER PEOPLE…
“On Sunday mornings, I like to wake up slow and sit on the couch having coffee for 37 hours”
"On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up slow and sit on the couch having coffee for 37 hours" was posted on Twitter by TheMotherOctopus on June 13, 2020. "Sunday mornings" is…
“Follow your heart, but take a coffee with you”
"Follow your heart, but take (a) coffee with you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Follow your heart (but take some coffee with you)" was posted on…
“Follow your heart, but take coffee with you”
"Follow your heart, but take (a) coffee with you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Follow your heart (but take some coffee with you)" was posted on…
“help me, i am trapped/ in a haiku factory/ save me, before they”
A haiku joke has been printed on many images: "help me, i am trappedin a haiku factorysave me, before they" The haiku was posted on tumblr by r0wdyruff in December 2012. "Help!…
“Trick or tweet” (“trick or treat” variation)
"Tweet" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treat." There are several "trick or…