“What do you call someone who wants more soup?”/“A moresoupial.”
"Marsupial" has nothing to do with soup, but there are "more-soup-ial" jokes. Some jokes connect to the Charles Dickens's 1838 novel Oliver Twist and musical Oliver! (1960,…
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“Unions… because the chance of 3 ghosts visiting your boss to make him do the right thing is slim”
"Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three spirits will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing" was posted on Twitter by IATSE // #IASolidarity on December 25, 2020, and…
“Parmesan cheese is just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cheese sticks are just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“String cheese is just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why are ghosts bad liars?”/“Because you can see right through them.”
You can see right through ghosts, and there are riddles about this. "Why don't ghosts tell lies? Because you can see right through them" was printed in the Ellesmere Port (UK)…
“Why are ghosts terrible liars?”/“Because you can see right through them.”
You can see right through ghosts, and there are riddles about this. "Why don't ghosts tell lies? Because you can see right through them" was printed in the Ellesmere Port (UK)…
“Shredded cheese is just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?”/“Because you can see right through them.”
You can see right through ghosts, and there are riddles about this. "Why don't ghosts tell lies? Because you can see right through them" was printed in the Ellesmere Port (UK)…
“Pay the farmer now or pay pharma later”
"Pay the farmer now or pay pharma later" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. That is, eat healthy now, or get sick and pay for big pharma medicines later. "The…
“Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp”
"Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from "The Minister of Leaves" by The REPUBLIC of TEA. "The…
“Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you”
"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but…
“Twix have an endoskeleton and M&M’s have an exoskeleton”
"@mmschocolate have an exoskeleton, like an insect. @twix have an endoskeleton, like a human. @reeses cups have no skeleton, like a slug. Enjoy!" was posted on Twitter by Billy Goldfang…
“Kale is so versatile… it literally fits into any size trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile, it can literally fit into any trash can”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“Kale is so versatile. You can add it to pretty much any dish if you’re looking to ruin it”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…
“The five-second rule doesn’t apply to M&M’s because they have an exoskeleton”
"@mmschocolate have an exoskeleton, like an insect. @twix have an endoskeleton, like a human. @reeses cups have no skeleton, like a slug. Enjoy!" was posted on Twitter by Billy Goldfang…
“Don’t want the neighbors thinking I’m rich… so I turned a few lights off”
"Don’t want the neighbours thinking I’m rich.. so I turned a few lights off.. #tuesdaytitters" was posted on Twitter by Paul Kelly on October 18, 2022. Electric bills shot up in price…
“Your mama is the reason this town is called The Big Easy” (“yo mama” joke)
"Big Easy" is a popular nickname of New Orleans, Louisiana. The term is also sometimes used as a "yo mama" joke. "I am now in the Big Easy and this time I don't mean…
“Kale is so versatile”
"Kale is so versatile and yummy #Foodie" was posted on Twitter by ExaltedWomen on May 27, 2010. "Kale is so versatile they're delicious in salads, soups, and even smoothies.…