“Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?”
A decorative nutcracker portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker. This is not the same as a “crackhead,” but there are jokes.
“Who called it a nutcracker and not a crackhead?” was posted on Twitter by sarah schauer 🦂 on December 14, 2018. “All nutcrackers are crackheads” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on December 1, 2019. “Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on December 23, 2022.
Wikipedia: Nutracker
A nutcracker is a tool designed to open nuts by cracking their shells. There are many designs, including levers, screws, and ratchets. The lever version is also used for cracking lobster and crab shells.
A decorative version portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker.
Twitter
sarah schauer 🦂
@sarahschauer
Who called it a nutcracker and not a crackhead?
12:16 PM · Dec 14, 2018
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/NerfNewb141 December 1, 2019
All nutcrackers are crackheads.
Twitter
Dan the American
@daniel_rockholt
My son Is just too funny! We were at the 99 cent store. He asks me “can I get a Christmas #crackHead?? Me. What?” Then he shows me a #Nutcracker. Too funny! #christmasCrackHead
6:21 PM · Dec 22, 2019
Twitter
répa 🥕
@Carrotsen
my brother callrd a nutcracker a crackhead
7:19 PM · Nov 21, 2020
Twitter
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@ariolaforlife
i just called a nutcracker a crackhead
8:40 PM · Dec 14, 2020
Twitter
NaNaN
@nettlez8
7 year old: “remember that crackhead??”
Me: “what???”
7 year old: “ya know, the crackhead that cracks nuts at Christmas?”
Me: “...a nutcracker” 😓😂
9:09 AM · Mar 22, 2021
Twitter
PopPop’s BabyGirl
@NaturalCry
Replying to @CocoaDoe
Did you see the little girl ask her mom for a nut for the crackhead? Her mom asked her to show her the crackhead. It was a nutcracker 😂🤣
8:45 PM · Sep 7, 2022
Twitter
karlee bear 🧸♡
@karleecam
thinking about the little girl from tiktok who called a nutcracker a crackhead 😂😂
8:51 AM · Sep 20, 2022
Twitter
***///\Core/\\\***
@00Core00
“It’s a nutcracker, not a crackhead”...
https://facebook.com/reel/577088844097594
7:38 PM · Nov 3, 2022
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/jtrier1 December 23, 2022
Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?
Twitter
oneliners and jokes
@funnyoneliners
Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?
1:16 PM · Dec 23, 2022