“I like my coffee how I like my friends. Strong and slightly bitter”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
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“Surround yourself with people who feed your soul, not eat it”
"Be around people/those who feed your soul, not eat it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be around people who feed your soul, not eat it.…
“Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing”
"Nope. Not feelin' this whole Monday thing" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "not feeling this whole…
“Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy?”/“They don’t have the stomach for it.”
A skeleton riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor on September 29, 2000: Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it! A similar…
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty”
"Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale" has been printed on many…
“Please don’t park too close. I’m fat” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't park too close. I'm fat" is a car sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Fat. So Don't Park CLOSE!!!!!!" (shown on a car…
“Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!”
"Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday, I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee" was…
“Nope. Not feelin’ this whole Monday thing”
"Nope. Not feelin' this whole Monday thing" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "not feeling this whole…
“Don’t park too close. I’m fat” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't park too close. I'm fat" is a car sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm Fat. So Don't Park CLOSE!!!!!!" (shown on a car…
“If I heard the Mario coin sound whenever I completed a task, maybe I’d accomplish more”
The "Mario coin sound" is familiar to Mario video gamers. They hear that sound when a task is successfully accomplished. "if i heard the mario coin sound whenever i completed a task…
“Tricks or treats, money or eats!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat" is sometimes extended to the rhyme, "Tricks or treats, money or eats!" Used less frequently is the singular, "Trick or treat, money or eats!"…
“Survival Tip: If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax collector will be there shortly”
"Survival Tip: If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax collector will be there shortly" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. Tax collectors do not miss taxing…
“The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. One who reads the Bible…”
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…
“He who reads the newspaper knows what’s going on in the world. He who reads the Bible knows why”
"The one who reads a newspaper knows what is happening in the world. The one who reads the Bible knows WHY" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "The one who reads a…
“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?”/“Tweets.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“Fall is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off at night, then…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“September is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“What do birds say on Halloween?”/“Trick or tweet.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do birds say on Halloween?”/“Twick or tweet.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…