“I got arrested for studying abroad. Stalking is what the judge prefers to call it”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
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“I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Some call it multitasking, but I call it doing something else until I remember what I was doing in the first place”
"Some call it multitasking, but I call it doing something else until I remember what I was doing in the first place" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are…
“It’s pretty crazy how there’s an entire profession we have to make wear body cameras because they lie so much”
Many police officers are required to wear body cameras. "Cops have to wear body cameras because they lie. That’s it" was posted on X/Twitter by ALondon91 on September 16, 2021.…
“Some call it multitasking. I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place”
"Some call it multitasking, but I call it doing something else until I remember what I was doing in the first place" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are…
“Them: Show me proof.” / “Me: *Sends proof*” / “Them: You’re a conspiracy theorist!”
"Them: Show me proof." / "Me: *Sends proof*" / "Them (with eyes covered, not looking at the proof): You're a conspiracy theorist!" is a meme that has been printed…
“If the government has enough money to give to foreign countries…”
"If the government has enough money to give/send to foreign countries, then the government is taking too much money from taxpayers" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“I couldn’t get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead”
"I couldn't get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on August 2, 2019. The joke is that the fridge…
“Only the weakest of males want to physically compete with women. Only the weakest of intellect celebrate them”
"Only the weakest of males want to physically compete with women. Only the weakest of intellect celebrate them" is a saying that has been printed on many mages. The saying refers to trans…
“When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don’t win”
"When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don't win" (shown with a picture of a person looking away from a screen) has been printed on many images. this image…
“I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden”
A mole could be cancer -- or it could just be a garden animal. "I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the…
“Went to the hospital to get a suspicious mole checked. Apparently they all look like that and I should’ve just left it in its hole”
A mole could be cancer -- or it could just be a garden animal. "I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the…
“Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Too young to retire. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Too tired to work. Too poor to quit. Too old for a sugar daddy. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!”
"Streaking" that originally aired on September 6, 1998. Wikipedia: Tire rotation Tire rotation is the practice of moving the wheels and tires of an automobile from one position to…
“Fast food restaurants should have a third window where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“McDonald’s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“Fast food restaurants need a third window where you can trade in all the wrong food they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…